8011 - It just occurred to me...

[scottobear]

Does Santa punish bad or unskilled elves by making them mine for coal?

Or worse... does he punish insurgents by turning them into heating fuel?

Comments

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Careful I've heard Santa has good lawyers (in the elf and human law fields) you don't want to get slapped with an injunction for libel!! *snicker snort giggle*

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Too true! I would never imply such a thing to be true! I only jest in the spirit of parody, of course!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Well good I'll cancel my call to the JOEDL (Jolly Old Elf Defense League) :D

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I should be careful.. that's a good way to get kicked out of the "comfy lap" union!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Yeah the world can't afford to lose another comfy lap!

I wonder if an elf blogs and Santa gets mad about the content of the blog (stuff like; Santa doesn't REALLY eat your cookies, Santa prefers to deliver to MD rather than FL) if he can fire that elf? :D

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I think the elves have a pretty strong union.... though I hear that working for Chanukkah (or whatever the trendy spelling is this year) Harry, or the Kwanzaa Kornpatch is a lot worse as far as benefits and perqs go.

[graypumpkin.livejournal.com]

The Elves shall control the means of production!
From each elf according to his abilities, to each elf according to his needs!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, ho ho no!

Santa doesn't wear red because he's part of Che's gang, I'll tell you what!

VIVA LA ELF-O-LUTION!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

http://www.local6.com/news/5491296/detail.html

santa had better watch his step in south florida!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

ACK! Well can't be worse than the Santa holding a bloody severed head in NY! http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=104&sid=648091

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Zoinks!

That santa!