8011 - It just occurred to me...

[scottobear]

Does Santa punish bad or unskilled elves by making them mine for coal?

Or worse... does he punish insurgents by turning them into heating fuel?

Comments

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I think the elves have a pretty strong union.... though I hear that working for Chanukkah (or whatever the trendy spelling is this year) Harry, or the Kwanzaa Kornpatch is a lot worse as far as benefits and perqs go.

[graypumpkin.livejournal.com]

The Elves shall control the means of production!
From each elf according to his abilities, to each elf according to his needs!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, ho ho no!

Santa doesn't wear red because he's part of Che's gang, I'll tell you what!

VIVA LA ELF-O-LUTION!