8011 - It just occurred to me...

[scottobear]

Does Santa punish bad or unskilled elves by making them mine for coal?

Or worse... does he punish insurgents by turning them into heating fuel?

Comments

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Careful I've heard Santa has good lawyers (in the elf and human law fields) you don't want to get slapped with an injunction for libel!! *snicker snort giggle*

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Too true! I would never imply such a thing to be true! I only jest in the spirit of parody, of course!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Well good I'll cancel my call to the JOEDL (Jolly Old Elf Defense League) :D

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I should be careful.. that's a good way to get kicked out of the "comfy lap" union!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Yeah the world can't afford to lose another comfy lap!

I wonder if an elf blogs and Santa gets mad about the content of the blog (stuff like; Santa doesn't REALLY eat your cookies, Santa prefers to deliver to MD rather than FL) if he can fire that elf? :D

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I think the elves have a pretty strong union.... though I hear that working for Chanukkah (or whatever the trendy spelling is this year) Harry, or the Kwanzaa Kornpatch is a lot worse as far as benefits and perqs go.

[graypumpkin.livejournal.com]

The Elves shall control the means of production!
From each elf according to his abilities, to each elf according to his needs!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, ho ho no!

Santa doesn't wear red because he's part of Che's gang, I'll tell you what!

VIVA LA ELF-O-LUTION!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

http://www.local6.com/news/5491296/detail.html

santa had better watch his step in south florida!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

ACK! Well can't be worse than the Santa holding a bloody severed head in NY! http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=104&sid=648091

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Zoinks!

That santa!

[weezeroni.livejournal.com]

What's up with all the macabre santa stuff anyway? They say it's a socio-cultural commentary on the crass commercialization of a sacred holiday. I say we already have enough screwed up kids. Maybe I'm just cranky, but seeing that in my formative years might have turned me into a carjacker. I think I AM cranky.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I love me some Santa... I'm just wondering where he gets all this coal. Is it magical coal? If he has magic, why do all those elves work by hand?

Father Christmas is Mr. Awesome as far as I'm concerned, and I think Jesus wouldn't have any problem with him.

[weezeroni.livejournal.com]

I agree. The weird stuff is just hitting me the wrong way I guess.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I hope you have a verry merry Friday! :D

HP Here

[(Anonymous)]

As I am still working my way through Harry Potter (ahhh another HP) I can't help but contribute Hermione (she spells it wrong, did you notice) and her campaign to liberate the house elves. Hope Santa provides warmer duds for his crew than those dirty diaperish togas. Wouldn't Dobby look cute-ish in little pointy boots with turned up toes?

Magic Catskill Mtn moment here. Sun just came out after the ice storm and set the trees a twinkling. Blinded by the light...

Hurry up, SB. (Love the Chinese restaurant sign.)

Re: HP Here

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

sounds beautiful!

I think Dobby would look quite sharp in christmas-elf gear!

I'm looking forward to logging back into 2l next week!