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[scottobear]

Note to the world.

If any of your residents decides to lie to me today, for the rest of the day, or break my trust, I, a normally docile, laid back, calm and loving person will proceed to rip said oath-breaker/trust-taker's arms from trunk and beat said being beowulf style until they no longer function. (all of the above, arms, trunk, and said person.)

Do not lie to me today. Do not break a promise to me today.

Do buy me lunch and give me hugs.

*angry angry*

looks left, then right for a happy thing

Cookie Belcher. :) Getting better.

Rant off.

Comments

[cider.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. That didn't sound pleasant in the slightest. Random huggings. Hope stuff improves.

Beowulf style. Ouch.

Whoops, just re-read your post. I take back the hug, seeing as you don't want it.

Hmmph...*feeling helpless* I'm here if you need to talk.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nope, I never turn down hugs. do give me hugs.
do buy me lunch.

thank you.

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[cider.livejournal.com]

My bad. Apparently I can't read. The random huggings offer has been put back out there.

What are you wanting for lunch? Perhaps a conch fritter? *snickering*

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

heh.. actually a conch fritter or 3 would be nice. *hug* right back. I'll go into more detail when clearer though returns, but I'm cooling off quickly.

hug - hug - hug - hug - hug

[daizee.livejournal.com]

one elephant size hug coming up...

(((((((((((((((((((scottobear)))))))))))))))))))))

Re: hug - hug - hug - hug - hug

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :) huggies make everything at least a little better. :)

Huggies

[cider.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize you were into the diaper thing. Phewie. ;)

Re: Huggies

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, fine. huggerinos from the huggatollah khomeni make me even happier.

yeesh.

[tillytollo.livejournal.com]

sorry...i'm a little behind schedule..it's been a busy day...but here ya go:

*HUGGAROONI* from the toll'ster.

and cover your shoes with plastic baggies before you begin dismembering people. you'll thank me for it.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Mm! Huggarooni, the san-fransico treat!

Oh, I'm all about the neat rending of flesh. some stains just are too hard to get out.