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[scottobear]

Note to the world.

If any of your residents decides to lie to me today, for the rest of the day, or break my trust, I, a normally docile, laid back, calm and loving person will proceed to rip said oath-breaker/trust-taker's arms from trunk and beat said being beowulf style until they no longer function. (all of the above, arms, trunk, and said person.)

Do not lie to me today. Do not break a promise to me today.

Do buy me lunch and give me hugs.

*angry angry*

looks left, then right for a happy thing

Cookie Belcher. :) Getting better.

Rant off.

Comments

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nope, I never turn down hugs. do give me hugs.
do buy me lunch.

thank you.

Re:

[cider.livejournal.com]

My bad. Apparently I can't read. The random huggings offer has been put back out there.

What are you wanting for lunch? Perhaps a conch fritter? *snickering*

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

heh.. actually a conch fritter or 3 would be nice. *hug* right back. I'll go into more detail when clearer though returns, but I'm cooling off quickly.