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[scottobear]

Note to the world.

If any of your residents decides to lie to me today, for the rest of the day, or break my trust, I, a normally docile, laid back, calm and loving person will proceed to rip said oath-breaker/trust-taker's arms from trunk and beat said being beowulf style until they no longer function. (all of the above, arms, trunk, and said person.)

Do not lie to me today. Do not break a promise to me today.

Do buy me lunch and give me hugs.

*angry angry*

looks left, then right for a happy thing

Cookie Belcher. :) Getting better.

Rant off.

Comments

Huggies

[cider.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize you were into the diaper thing. Phewie. ;)

Re: Huggies

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, fine. huggerinos from the huggatollah khomeni make me even happier.

yeesh.