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Sep. 29th, 2001 06:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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I hope she's ok... I'm assuming she's off reading, doing chores or working on something else, and just forgot that she'd said that she would be "back in a sec". I'm feeling a little sad today. Things aren't clicking the way they should, and it's depressing me.
{update} She got sick! :( poor thing had a worse day than me... I *knew* something was up. stupid me for whining about little things.
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It's a long shot 2
Date: 2001-09-29 04:08 pm (UTC)Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all
the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in
conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly.
After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1,
Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.
A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause
selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years.
We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!
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