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When I was a kid I remember seeing the Burger King in commercials. He was a real guy. He danced around performing magic and helping kids get Burger King meals. All that seems to be left of the Kings legacy is the paper replica of his crown that you can get for the little scamps.

and why do both ronald mcdonald and the burger king have red hair?

speaking of which, I've been to the very 1st bk lounge... it's The first location is at 3090 NW 36th Street, should you care to visit.

*hungry

I want onion rings!

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inquisitor.livejournal.com

He's the Marvelous Magical Burger King!
He can do most anything!

Personally, I sided with the Duke of Doubt. I just couldn't trust a guy with such a fake smile.

Two questions:

Who would win in a sissy fight? Ronald Mc Donald or the Burger King?

Just what *$!# kind of creature was Grimace?

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lonita.livejournal.com

I think Grimace was a sad, and badly veiled, rip-off of the Cookie Monster combined with Oscar The Grouch.

I don't remember the Burger King adverts, but I'm all for Ronald getting his ass kicked from here to the flame-broiled half acre of hell.

Oh, you know that in some cultures red hair is considered evil, bad luck, sinister?

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scottobear.livejournal.com

Both my Cat and my Sweetheart have beautiful manes of red and orange.

If that's bad luck, gimme some more!

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lonita.livejournal.com

Teehee, I have strawberry blonde hair - so there is a touch of the red to me. :>

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scottobear.livejournal.com

hmmm... see! not all red hair is bad!

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scottobear.livejournal.com

Grimace, believe it or not, is a huge honking taste bud.

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lonita.livejournal.com

You've GOT to be kidding???

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scottobear.livejournal.com

Grimace wasn't always the kind and gentle creature that he is today. Originally a six-armed creature known as "The Evil Grimace", today's friendly purple fellow would run around stealing children's shakes. To my knowledge there was never even a "transition" episode where he lost those extra four arms, so it looks like McDonald's is trying to pull a fast one on us.

I made up the taste bud thing. He's a redeemed shiva.

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lonita.livejournal.com

... there always HAS been questions about what's really in those burgers...

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scottobear.livejournal.com

Soylent Macs are made of people!! peeeopple!!

well, grimace?

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lonita.livejournal.com

Well, it would explain his name... or perhaps it's a hint to the customers... "you really don't want to eat that"...

But it's not Tuesday!

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scottobear.livejournal.com

or.... is it?

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lonita.livejournal.com

Well the calendar SAYS it's Thursday... but I never could get the hang of those...

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scottobear.livejournal.com

if the calendar has started talking to you, how far away can the blackouts and time displacement really be, anyway?

get away from the bulldozer.

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lonita.livejournal.com

*starts sucking on her electric thumbie*

I find the internet as a whole to be quite the strain on my spacial senses.

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scottobear.livejournal.com

remember, objects in the monitor are closer than they appear.

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lonita.livejournal.com

And really, when you think about it, Grimace isn't exactly the sort of name that would inspire good feelings...

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scottobear.livejournal.com

grimace -

A sharp contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust.

you're right :)

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lonita.livejournal.com

In our society almost anything can be gotten away with as long as the exterior is cute and fluffy. :>

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scottobear.livejournal.com

thank goodness the plush hitler dolls never caught on.

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lonita.livejournal.com

I still want a plaid or paisley Cthulhu...

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scottobear.livejournal.com

I have a classic green. they're snuggly!

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lonita.livejournal.com

I am going to have to make pouty faces in the right directions, now. :>

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scottobear.livejournal.com

remember to use non-euclidian angles.

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lonita.livejournal.com

I prefer to do things in a most Escher-like fashion. :>

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sirenity.livejournal.com

Who would win in a sissy fight? Ronald Mc Donald or the Burger King?

Definately Mc D ~ I mean, he even has his own boyz to back him up, who does the King have, pray tell? The worst thing K could do is toss hot tater tots at D & the gang, and honey, that ain't gonna stop a pissed off McBurgler (he already has crime in his blood!).

Just what *$!# kind of creature was Grimace?

I'm not too sure on that one but I think he's related to Barney in some perverted way.

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cath555.livejournal.com

he can't be Barney's evil alter ego.....

1) good always comes before evil. grimace was in existance first
2) thus, barney is the evil one.... and I truly believe, barney is pure evil. I hate him more than you hate the pilsbury dough buy!

ummm..... wanna go get some onion rings? I gots me a craving now.

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scottobear.livejournal.com

yeah!

I'm starved for some good ones!

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cath555.livejournal.com

the *best* onion rings I've ever had were at a burger restaurent in boston (harvard square, actually)- really, really thinly sliced onions, so they actually caramelized when they cooked, (mmmm.... sweet) with lottsa batter. delish.

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scottobear.livejournal.com

so... you're trying to kill me, hm?

I'm dying for some orings

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cath555.livejournal.com

LOL. just relating a yummy ring story, no evil intent ;-)

for some reason, I get that way about battered mushrooms... oo. yum.

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scottobear.livejournal.com

ooo! with ranch!

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cath555.livejournal.com

ack! stop! or I'l be heading out to find a 24-hour costco, and buying the 10 lb bag on a whim! :-P

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scottobear.livejournal.com

ok.... I'll stop. Shall I speak of yucky things to kill any residual craves?

like, oh... I don't know... foot stink or something?

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cath555.livejournal.com

ick!

tho I've noticed some people enjoy cheeses that have that sort of odour about them. to each his own, I say on that....

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scottobear.livejournal.com

yeah.. none for me, thanks!

no parmesean toes for me!

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sirenity.livejournal.com

Ok, whatever but you have to agree that they *are* related!

Creepy Similarities:
Overstuffed Bodies
Small Stubby Arms
High Squeeky Voices
Irritating Laugh
That permanent grin - ack!!!!

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scottobear.livejournal.com

well, heck. that could be half of the programmers I'm in charge of... you'll have to be more specific!

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sirenity.livejournal.com

LOL

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smileygoldfish.livejournal.com

um...and they're purple...?

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sirenity.livejournal.com

Exactly!

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