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[scottobear]

Tell me something you've done that's illegal...the most non-legal thing you've done?

If you're nervous, my journal is anonymous-friendly.(I'd prefer to know who you are, though.. I won't turn you in)

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[krussell.livejournal.com]

well, i guess all the drugs i did in my youth were fairly illegal.

i once stole a stop sign. my mom made me return it. no lie.

oh! i know! i stole an imac! see, we had an imac that had a major hard drive problem. apple sent me a new one, and claimed they sent me a shipping label so i could return the old one. they never did. i called several times, and found out that somehow they lost the records. they didn't know i had two imacs anymore. so, after many months, i fixed the bad one and sold the good one.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woo... all great confessions... feel better?

[i.livejournal.com]

when i was 19 i stole a parking meter, ripped it and it's concrete base out of the ground, took it home and spent days trying to get it open with no success.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woo! that's a good one! probably spent more effort with it than was inside!

Just the facts....

[missv.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from the teenaged petty-thievery I 'fessed up to in your shoplifting poll, I've been pretty law-abiding. Here's my rap sheet:

- I've been known to partake in the occasional illicit substance.

- I own "paraphernalia" (shhhhhhh!).

- I'm an habitual jay walker.

- I'm a bit of a lead-foot.

- Oh, and I think sodomy's still a crime in this state.....and I'm a major perpetrator! ;)

So, what's my sentence, Judge Scotto? Can I get time off for good behavior??

Re: Just the facts....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sure... but I'm mot playing judge today... :) I;m just being very nosey. man.. if jay-walking counts, I'm probably the most wanted man in south florida. :)

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

I jay walk alot. I once double parked to deliver a present to someone. I parked in a no parking zone at a market for 10 minutes while I ran in for milk for my mom when I was in highschool.

I don't know how bad any of those are but that's the extend of my illegal acts. I guess I am just boring as hell, huh? :/

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nah, you seem to be on a par with the gang here, thus far. :)

whee!

[greyhat.livejournal.com]

I stole shamelessly from several retail stores, including stores where I worked. I used to steal cosmetics from a big grocery store, then return them for store credit so I could buy groceries. Theft and Fraud - both misdemeanors?

I routinely carried a loaded weapon on school (university) property. That's a felony in the state where I lived at the time. Carrying it concealed the rest of the time was just a misdemeanor.

Alas, no assault, disturbing the peace, or public... oops, I just remembered my public indecency. It was during the San Francisco pride parade, so I was one of hundreds.

Re: whee!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

if you stole more than... I think california it's $500... it becomes grand theft. :)

thanks for adding!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Holy Rubber pants commandoes in a gay pride rally!!

you stole a traffic cone?!?!

Jes' Kiddin.

[kytty.livejournal.com]

You are a shameless shame provocateur today, are you not? :)

I prolly stole gum sometime when I was a kid, I guess. I can't think of anything else I have done that would be illegal. Have never even tried drugs. In Jr. High I once accidentally walked out of a store with a gift for my dad (without paying for it), but once I realized I still had it in my hand, I turned around and went back in the store to pay for it. (My head was in the clouds that day, ok? ) My aunt had said that I should just forget about it but I went back anyway, I wouldn't have been able to handle the guilty conscience :) tee hee

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yup! I'm sifting for naughties!

keen! Never sped in your car or anything else??

Hmmm....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

This is a toughie...
Do you mean aside from destructiong of government property???? lol

Re: Hmmm....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ooh... tell us what you destroyed!

One Time

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

One time i took some Comics an stuff froma dang Friend...i told his a couple a months ago an gived him his stuff back...that made me feel real bad too

Another time i ate a dang bug...i ain't real shure ifn that's against the Law or nothin'...it weren't Nobodys bug or nothin' like that

An one time i Caught The Church on Fire by Accident when i was lightin' some Candles...they ReBuilded it real nice tho an now it's bigger than it was... i never told no-one i did it tho...

i think that's about it 'Cept for that Fella i shot Dead one time out in the Swamp but he was throwin' rocks at me anyhow...

What in the Heck has you done Scotto?



*cough*

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[krussell.livejournal.com]

mr. train, it depends on if the bug was endangered, and what country you were in when you ate it.

[juliabee.livejournal.com]

I stole all the balls from a mini-pool set when I was about 2, and hid them in my plastic pull-up pants. My mom took me back into the store and made me give them back to the store manager.

I did too many drugs in my late teens.

My friends and I stole a lot of those yellow and white striped street barricades with flashing lights on top. They made great apartment decorations for kids with no money.

When I was about 18, my boyfriend & I had no zero money and we were starving. We stuffed ourselves at Pizza Hut & snuck out without paying.

At about the same age, a girlfriend & I stole clothes from a department store. I felt horrible about it and got rid of the clothes afterward.

Sex in public places, although not right out in the open, is illegal. :P

I'm a good girl now! Really!

Surely, you did something illegal just once...or are you just not saying? :0)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Oh, I certainly did... nobody asked me, until darktrain did earlier. :)

I've broken all sorts of laws! (I posted it in the thread already... but feel free to ask, and I'll explain more!)

I forgot dine & dash! I did that too as a teen.

[maampeppy.livejournal.com]

Well, when I was five, I stole bubblegum from a grocery store...but other than that, I never really did anything considered illegal until my teens. Let me see, I ran a red light (and got caught)...I hit the side of a McDonald's and never paid for the damages (just glad I could give the boy working drive-thru a good laugh). I hit a portable at school and never fessed up. I've "vandalized" several of my friend's cars (things like oreos on the windshield, cooked spaghetti, writing on the windows with dry-erase markers, crepe paper that had the dye come off on the car, etc). And (my all-time favorite) TPd several houses. Little offenses, to be sure, but fun, nonetheless.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oooh! I like the dry-erase window marking! what a great idea!

My confession...

[ex-foom23660.livejournal.com]

I sold LSD when I was in high school. I won't even go into the other things I got into... For my love's sake.

Re: My confession...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

The statute of limitations hasn't run out yet, or it'll just affect his career?

[dorkgirl.livejournal.com]

Hrm...really boring little things, I think. One speeding ticket, one failure to stop, smoked pot a couple of times years ago. My brother and I stole salt & pepper shakers from a local McDonald's, and my father made us return them and apologise to the management. *blush*

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*grins....

I don't think they even have shakers at my local McD's anymore... you kids aren't alone, I bet!

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

I've been arrested for shoplifting...

Once I beat up someone in junior high too.

And the worst thing ever...I've driven while drunk (and underage, no less)

I'm going straight to Hell.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that.... you didn't hit anyone while driving, did you?

[laurak.livejournal.com]

Nothin' too major here. That I can remember:

1. Underage drinking.
2. Driven under the influence.
3. Bought and sold bootleg music tapes.
4. The occasional office football pool.

That's it. :)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ah! Office gambling... another one I forgot about!

[trippingdaisy.livejournal.com]

ooo! i smuggled in fruit from thailand!!! ha ha ha. that and lots of drugs. fuuun.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

neat! watchyourself... miz brokedown palace!

Very neato icon, by the way.

HE HE...Good Question..Enjoyed comments

[jetson.livejournal.com]

First illegal activity at 6 years old,stole candy and my mother embarrassed me so much,but still shoplifted a few more things in teens.

In my youth "hippie days" did all the awesome drugs

sold acid and pot in highschool

I am a lead footed maniac on wheels

driving drunk, underage and don't remember driving home..yikes!

sex on the beach in daylight hours..ooohhh aaaah

ran a stop sign-"close call", almost hit a truck just didn't see it!
too envolved with singing with the radio.

I park in no parking zones at the grocery store when I just want to run in "real quick"

ran away from home at 16, tripping on acid, father caught me. police picked me up when I was tripping, not a good thing, but they didn't know, even though my mind was moving slow and my eyes were as big as grapefruit!

There, I've confessed my sins, will you forgive me now???

Re: HE HE...Good Question..Enjoyed comments

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sure... I forgave you before you confessed! (I'm just nosey)no judgement, this post. :)

[bsgi.livejournal.com]

hmmmmm....my first wife was more than 4 years younger than me, I was 21....when we first had sex...technically, that is statuutory rape.

bootleg software

illegal substances

you guys are pikers!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Is it still statutory rape when you're married?

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

Drugs.

I only stole once and that was when I was so young I didn't know any better so I don't count that one.

I've gotten loads of parking tickets when I lived downtown and the weekend parking was ferocious. I had no other way to get home... Some of those tickets were outstanding when I went to the courthouse to get married. I was nervous for the wrong reason that day. I tipped the judge $20. Was that illegal?

No drunk driving. No B&E. Oh, no wait, yes I did break into a friends home while on LSD. I was arrested for indecent exposure that day too. I spent the night in the hospital coming down. The police were drilling me for a contact while I was high and I took it as a great source of pride that I had actually purchased the substance(s) from the same guy a girlfriend of mine had left me for (and cheated on me with) and yet I did not turn him in.

When I was naked and arrested that same day it was by a high school and it was the end of their day. A lot of kids walking home got to see me in the buff. I had wrestled with the police in an area that was wooded, so I was pretty well bruised and bleeding a bit. The paramedics immediately gave me something to subdue me and knock me out so when the kids walking by saw a limp, naked, bleeding guy laying there they assumed I was dead and word got around to my friends quickly as such.

My shame of that day is very great and if I reminisce too much I am no good for the rest of the day. My head gets back there. There was a lot I would like to forget about that day. When I was in the hospital, strapped to the bed I went out of my way to make a fool of myself to the doctors and nurses. I was staying with a buddy of mine and when his mother came down to see me the sight gave her nightmares for a long time. I had turned her son onto drugs as well and the last I saw him he was much worse off then I could have imagined he would get.

I turned a lot of people who would not have normally tried drugs, onto them. Several kids. I was hoping that I could use my powers of persuasion to turn people to Christ, but I apparently don't work in reverse.

What you asked for here was fun for me to answer initially. Not anymore… I think I ruined the spirit of this exercise for me… is that illegal?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Christ is a tricky thing to deliver and administer. It's a non-physical item that's hard to quantify, and a euphoric high isn't always guarenteed.

Plus, illegal drugs have a "cool factor". Stoners have some street cred, but someone wearing a "Jesus is Awesome" t-shirt has a much higher hill to climb.

Fellowship is a really hard sell... I've found that Potheads seem to glom onto Christian Religion (or Wicca-nature stuff) more than Folks who take acid, meth, or shrooms (they tend to go a bit more eastern, if at all.)

I didn't know that you can tip a judge! That seems sort of classy, actually.