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[scottobear]

Tell me something you've done that's illegal...the most non-legal thing you've done?

If you're nervous, my journal is anonymous-friendly.(I'd prefer to know who you are, though.. I won't turn you in)

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[krussell.livejournal.com]

well, i guess all the drugs i did in my youth were fairly illegal.

i once stole a stop sign. my mom made me return it. no lie.

oh! i know! i stole an imac! see, we had an imac that had a major hard drive problem. apple sent me a new one, and claimed they sent me a shipping label so i could return the old one. they never did. i called several times, and found out that somehow they lost the records. they didn't know i had two imacs anymore. so, after many months, i fixed the bad one and sold the good one.

[i.livejournal.com]

when i was 19 i stole a parking meter, ripped it and it's concrete base out of the ground, took it home and spent days trying to get it open with no success.

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[krussell.livejournal.com]

'tis true. i didn't pursue it because i am trying, in my own subversive way, to break da corporate man.
;)

Just the facts....

[missv.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from the teenaged petty-thievery I 'fessed up to in your shoplifting poll, I've been pretty law-abiding. Here's my rap sheet:

- I've been known to partake in the occasional illicit substance.

- I own "paraphernalia" (shhhhhhh!).

- I'm an habitual jay walker.

- I'm a bit of a lead-foot.

- Oh, and I think sodomy's still a crime in this state.....and I'm a major perpetrator! ;)

So, what's my sentence, Judge Scotto? Can I get time off for good behavior??

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[krussell.livejournal.com]

i know! oh well. i'm saving up for a titanium g4 laptop to make up for my transgression.

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

I jay walk alot. I once double parked to deliver a present to someone. I parked in a no parking zone at a market for 10 minutes while I ran in for milk for my mom when I was in highschool.

I don't know how bad any of those are but that's the extend of my illegal acts. I guess I am just boring as hell, huh? :/

whee!

[greyhat.livejournal.com]

I stole shamelessly from several retail stores, including stores where I worked. I used to steal cosmetics from a big grocery store, then return them for store credit so I could buy groceries. Theft and Fraud - both misdemeanors?

I routinely carried a loaded weapon on school (university) property. That's a felony in the state where I lived at the time. Carrying it concealed the rest of the time was just a misdemeanor.

Alas, no assault, disturbing the peace, or public... oops, I just remembered my public indecency. It was during the San Francisco pride parade, so I was one of hundreds.

[kytty.livejournal.com]

You are a shameless shame provocateur today, are you not? :)

I prolly stole gum sometime when I was a kid, I guess. I can't think of anything else I have done that would be illegal. Have never even tried drugs. In Jr. High I once accidentally walked out of a store with a gift for my dad (without paying for it), but once I realized I still had it in my hand, I turned around and went back in the store to pay for it. (My head was in the clouds that day, ok? ) My aunt had said that I should just forget about it but I went back anyway, I wouldn't have been able to handle the guilty conscience :) tee hee

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yup! I'm sifting for naughties!

keen! Never sped in your car or anything else??

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Holy Rubber pants commandoes in a gay pride rally!!

you stole a traffic cone?!?!

Jes' Kiddin.

Re: whee!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

if you stole more than... I think california it's $500... it becomes grand theft. :)

thanks for adding!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nah, you seem to be on a par with the gang here, thus far. :)

Wait, wait wait!!

[kytty.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for reminding me. I sped while driving quite often actually. Also ran red light :)

Hmmm....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

This is a toughie...
Do you mean aside from destructiong of government property???? lol

One Time

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

One time i took some Comics an stuff froma dang Friend...i told his a couple a months ago an gived him his stuff back...that made me feel real bad too

Another time i ate a dang bug...i ain't real shure ifn that's against the Law or nothin'...it weren't Nobodys bug or nothin' like that

An one time i Caught The Church on Fire by Accident when i was lightin' some Candles...they ReBuilded it real nice tho an now it's bigger than it was... i never told no-one i did it tho...

i think that's about it 'Cept for that Fella i shot Dead one time out in the Swamp but he was throwin' rocks at me anyhow...

What in the Heck has you done Scotto?



*cough*

Re: Just the facts....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sure... but I'm mot playing judge today... :) I;m just being very nosey. man.. if jay-walking counts, I'm probably the most wanted man in south florida. :)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woo! that's a good one! probably spent more effort with it than was inside!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woo... all great confessions... feel better?

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not a party unless you come home with a traffic cone... you know that!

Re: Hmmm....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ooh... tell us what you destroyed!

Re: Wait, wait wait!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Aha! :)

A lot of people seem to forget traffic laws. :)

Re: One Time

[krussell.livejournal.com]

mr. train, it depends on if the bug was endangered, and what country you were in when you ate it.

Re: Wait, wait wait!!

[kytty.livejournal.com]

Now that I have revealed my secret shame to you, the least you can do is add me to your friends list!

Re: One Time

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

those all sound innocent enough... I'm glad you gave the comics back.

hmm... things I've done?

I'd say the worst (by law) is probably vagrancy for a month, living on the beach.

Other stuff I've done is low grade vandalism (drained all the oil from a car when I was in high school).

lots of dumb teen things... illegal substance use, trespassing.

About the only thing I do to break the law regularly now is mp3 use. :)

[juliabee.livejournal.com]

I stole all the balls from a mini-pool set when I was about 2, and hid them in my plastic pull-up pants. My mom took me back into the store and made me give them back to the store manager.

I did too many drugs in my late teens.

My friends and I stole a lot of those yellow and white striped street barricades with flashing lights on top. They made great apartment decorations for kids with no money.

When I was about 18, my boyfriend & I had no zero money and we were starving. We stuffed ourselves at Pizza Hut & snuck out without paying.

At about the same age, a girlfriend & I stole clothes from a department store. I felt horrible about it and got rid of the clothes afterward.

Sex in public places, although not right out in the open, is illegal. :P

I'm a good girl now! Really!

Surely, you did something illegal just once...or are you just not saying? :0)