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[scottobear]

What kind of kids eat placenta?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks;
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love placenta, the afterbirth kids love to bite!

I'm sorry, Armour Hot dogs, wherever you are.

Comments

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

the naughty snack food
rolley-polley placentas
eat them up, say...yum.

Or, if you prefer

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

My placenta has a first name,
it's A-F-T-E-R-B-I-R-T-H.
My placenta has a second name,
it's...
oh forget it.

Re: Or, if you prefer

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh!

I want to see the little kid with the fishing pole sing that!!

Re: Or, if you prefer

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Or you can just get your little whistle and the afterbirth wagon shows up...you know, the vehicle that's shaped like a placenta!

Re: Or, if you prefer

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

hehe, delivering fresh placentas daily....

Re: Or, if you prefer

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

the placentamobile!!!!

I imagine a man in a placenta costume drives it...

I wish I was a pancake-like placenta... and then ev'ry one would come eat me....

Re: Or, if you prefer

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

And to drink....Placentatine!

Mmm, rich, chocolatey Placentatine.

Re: Or, if you prefer

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Heh, yep, for all the growing girls and boys!

Yippeeee!

Re: Or, if you prefer

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

in under 10 months, or it's free!!

Also on the menu

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Ball park placentas, they plump when you cook 'em!


Oh no, someone stop me, I'm horrible!

yuck....Calcified Placenta

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

So, I suppose that crunch is not from grisel?

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

gristly placenta?

Nah, that's just a stray hair.

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Pffft, if I'm going to dole out the money for fresh placenta, it better be pube-free.

Re: Also on the menu

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

wow... both you and sweetalyssm are on rolls tonight!

Re: Or, if you prefer

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hey! Placent-aid!!!

OH Yeahhhhh!

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the baby's head-hair!

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

awww, that would be like silk

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

a kinky thick middle-eastern baby hair. :)

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

that's it...I need to find a new use for placenta...I don't want to eat hair.

I want to take up some lasso lessons.

Re: yuck....Calcified Placenta

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ooh! wet it like a suction cup!
swing it by the cord!! brilliant!

Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Awww, man, swing from the ceiling with that thing....

Throw it up onto the ceiling until it nice vacumn-effect takes place and swing...hours of fun..Almost as good as having Balbasaur's Vine Whip.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sailor Uterus, placenta power is go!!!

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Protein Power...mmhmm, that'd make me real thin...I wouldn't eat.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Wonderplacenta power, activate!

Form of a placenta pizza!

Shape of, breaking water!

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

oh no...don't get me started on female fertility poems...teehee

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*laughs

Ok, enough's enough..

hmm... do you have a cache of female fertility poems somewhere?

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[mtothe5th.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, ew!

I was okay up 'til then. Why'd ya have to being the Wondertwins into it?
;->

[happypage.livejournal.com]

You guys are too much....

Do you realize that it's 6:30 in the morn and that was one of the first things that I've read?

Color me warped for the day, thank you.

OH MY F***ing GAWD!

[destroll.livejournal.com]

::::falls off of chair in hysterical fit of laugghter. Pukes. Rolls around laughing in puddel of vomit.Pukes again. Still laughing::::

The Icecream truck...

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Placenta Pops anyone???

No no no, ya got it all wrong....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

It's PlacentWiezer. Now with born on date labeling!

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Right next to my jar of powdered placenta.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That's handy. :)
Do you use it with a powder puff, or just of apothicary purposes?

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ahh! Very good...

placenta! The pause that refreshes. Now in diet!

Re: The Icecream truck...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

How many licks *does* it take?

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Happy to help make the day a little more surreal.

Gotta admire girls who can make placenta funny.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

It couldn't be helped.

All placenta, are belong to us.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Yes, it keeps my skin delightfully dewey, but shine-free.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, you got the placenta with a matte finish... mine gives my nose a terrible shine. I have to use a mucus base to flatten it out.

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Man, that made the Placenti (Choice of a *new* generation) shoot right out of my nose!

Re: The Icecream truck...

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Ohh, can I have some Placenta's 'N' Cream ice cream?!?

Re: The Icecream truck...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ack ptui!

Umbilical ripple?

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Put a placenta in your tank, at placentton!