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What kind of kids eat placenta?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks;
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love placenta, the afterbirth kids love to bite!

I'm sorry, Armour Hot dogs, wherever you are.

Re: Or, if you prefer

Date: 2001-02-18 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
the placentamobile!!!!

I imagine a man in a placenta costume drives it...

I wish I was a pancake-like placenta... and then ev'ry one would come eat me....

Re: Or, if you prefer

Date: 2001-02-18 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danigolden.livejournal.com
And to drink....Placentatine!

Mmm, rich, chocolatey Placentatine.

Re: Or, if you prefer

Date: 2001-02-18 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hey! Placent-aid!!!

OH Yeahhhhh!

No no no, ya got it all wrong....

Date: 2001-02-19 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
It's PlacentWiezer. Now with born on date labeling!

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

Date: 2001-02-19 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ahh! Very good...

placenta! The pause that refreshes. Now in diet!

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

Date: 2001-02-19 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danigolden.livejournal.com
Man, that made the Placenti (Choice of a *new* generation) shoot right out of my nose!

Re: No no no, ya got it all wrong....

Date: 2001-02-19 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Put a placenta in your tank, at placentton!

Also on the menu

Date: 2001-02-18 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danigolden.livejournal.com
Ball park placentas, they plump when you cook 'em!


Oh no, someone stop me, I'm horrible!

Re: Also on the menu

Date: 2001-02-18 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
wow... both you and sweetalyssm are on rolls tonight!

Re: The Icecream truck...

Date: 2001-02-19 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
How many licks *does* it take?

Re: The Icecream truck...

Date: 2001-02-19 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danigolden.livejournal.com
Ohh, can I have some Placenta's 'N' Cream ice cream?!?

Re: The Icecream truck...

Date: 2001-02-19 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ack ptui!

Umbilical ripple?

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