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[scottobear]

What kind of kids eat placenta?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks;
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love placenta, the afterbirth kids love to bite!

I'm sorry, Armour Hot dogs, wherever you are.

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Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Protein Power...mmhmm, that'd make me real thin...I wouldn't eat.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Wonderplacenta power, activate!

Form of a placenta pizza!

Shape of, breaking water!

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

oh no...don't get me started on female fertility poems...teehee

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*laughs

Ok, enough's enough..

hmm... do you have a cache of female fertility poems somewhere?

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Right next to my jar of powdered placenta.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That's handy. :)
Do you use it with a powder puff, or just of apothicary purposes?

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

Yes, it keeps my skin delightfully dewey, but shine-free.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, you got the placenta with a matte finish... mine gives my nose a terrible shine. I have to use a mucus base to flatten it out.

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[mtothe5th.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, ew!

I was okay up 'til then. Why'd ya have to being the Wondertwins into it?
;->

Re: Gosh, late nights make me silly

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

It couldn't be helped.

All placenta, are belong to us.