So cold, so cruel, so clipped---I suppose I retract my original comment then. I shall remain blissfully unindoctrinated into the inner circle of Von Berg thankyouverymuch.
Maybe...I can see you having a dark side, although I haven't seen it myself. I have witnessed you being patient, loving, offbeat, passionate (but not in the horndog way), and funny. I wanted to respond to the other post, but I was a little intimidate jumping in late, what with 84 comments. I'd watch my back with BHK if I were you :) She has designs on your rings.
You would find 37 rings, a slice of undigested pizza, and possibly (and inexplicably) a small lump of quartz crystal in the exact shape of Johnny Carson's skull. (A little known fact - JC's skull was a mere 7 inches in circumference.)
Do not gaze into the eye sockets of that skull, no matter how warm to the touch it may be. A little bio-luminescence is normal, and it may interfere with radio transmissions, Wifi, and cell phones.
If you get a headache, some trepanation may be required.
For some reason my brain saw Johnny Cash not Carson.
Which skull do I do the trepanation on? Mine, yours, Johnny Carson or Johhny Cash? You really need to plan a trip to the Mutter Museum in Philly--really.
Johnny Cash... his Skull is inside of that little maroon box up on the shelf. It's marked "Swamp Water Samples", but if you freeze it, you'll see what I'm talking about.
You start with your own skull. Once nitrogen passes over the area of brain throb, you may feel comfortable doing a little chip-away work on Carson.
Whatever you do, *don't* use cold Steel on Cash. That way lies doom.
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Date: 2006-06-09 03:33 am (UTC)I personally *like* M&M's.
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Date: 2006-06-09 03:09 am (UTC)Do not gaze into the eye sockets of that skull, no matter how warm to the touch it may be. A little bio-luminescence is normal, and it may interfere with radio transmissions, Wifi, and cell phones.
If you get a headache, some trepanation may be required.
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Date: 2006-06-09 03:13 am (UTC)Which skull do I do the trepanation on? Mine, yours, Johnny Carson or Johhny Cash?
You really need to plan a trip to the Mutter Museum in Philly--really.
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Date: 2006-06-09 03:16 am (UTC)You start with your own skull. Once nitrogen passes over the area of brain throb, you may feel comfortable doing a little chip-away work on Carson.
Whatever you do, *don't* use cold Steel on Cash. That way lies doom.
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Date: 2006-06-09 03:21 am (UTC)And oddly enough I HAVE seen a documentary on self-trepanation--it CAN be done---gag.
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Date: 2006-06-09 11:26 am (UTC)Is that a real Scotto quote or from a poem?
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Date: 2006-06-09 12:09 pm (UTC)The link leads to a fun little thread of ofoolishness in an earlier post.