Scotto&#39;s Wall Scrawls

So cold, so cruel, so clipped---I suppose I retract my original comment then. I shall remain blissfully unindoctrinated into the inner circle of Von Berg thankyouverymuch.

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graypumpkin.livejournal.com

hehehehehe
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I'm just glad that there's finally a market for harvesting their tears. We were getting quite a back-stock.

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It may be too late. The humidity is rolling into the bay.

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At least it isn't some spooky ghost carrying fog Nonetheless I'm gettin' outta bed and closing sliding glass door for safety anyway.

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I'm glad that you can take solace that the things inside the vapors are all too phyically real (and almost entirely soulless.)

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Eh having a soul is overrated---especially when you can trade it for cash, prizes and a brand new LeBaron with leatherette bucket seats.

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you must have a good broker! Last I heard, it was devalued to a handful of peanut m&m's, or a shiny, only slightly used soldering iron.

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You saying my soul is devalued??? Y-I-OUGHTA! Heck no I went to 4 whole days of Vacation Bible School Bucko!

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Don't blame me! Horus must've put his thumb on the scale when bracing yours against the feather.

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Oh you are soooo going on my fecal scroll for besmirching my soul---only *I* can do that :D

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oh, wait... did you go to a *Christian* bible camp?

You'll have to take that up with the Vatican...outside of my jurisdiction.

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Christian but not Catholic.

What is your jurisdiction Officer Bub?

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I think the inncer circle of Von Berg would be mighty fascinating!

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Mostly Post-Jehovah's Witness Rapture Egyptian-style pagans and Old-School New Age types.

Oh, and folks that listen to Wayne Dyer and Erich von Dainken.

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Maybe as a late-night subject on Art Bell!

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Are you saying we should cut him open and check out his rings *evil grin*

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You would find 37 rings, a slice of undigested pizza, and possibly (and inexplicably) a small lump of quartz crystal in the exact shape of Johnny Carson's skull. (A little known fact - JC's skull was a mere 7 inches in circumference.)

Do not gaze into the eye sockets of that skull, no matter how warm to the touch it may be. A little bio-luminescence is normal, and it may interfere with radio transmissions, Wifi, and cell phones.

If you get a headache, some trepanation may be required.

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For some reason my brain saw Johnny Cash not Carson.

Which skull do I do the trepanation on? Mine, yours, Johnny Carson or Johhny Cash?
You really need to plan a trip to the Mutter Museum in Philly--really.

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Johnny Cash... his Skull is inside of that little maroon box up on the shelf. It's marked "Swamp Water Samples", but if you freeze it, you'll see what I'm talking about.

You start with your own skull. Once nitrogen passes over the area of brain throb, you may feel comfortable doing a little chip-away work on Carson.

Whatever you do, *don't* use cold Steel on Cash. That way lies doom.

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Uh, ok... His "rings" :)

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I'll use only stone tools that I handcraft myself.

And oddly enough I HAVE seen a documentary on self-trepanation--it CAN be done---gag.

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Maybe...I can see you having a dark side, although I haven't seen it myself. I have witnessed you being patient, loving, offbeat, passionate (but not in the horndog way), and funny. I wanted to respond to the other post, but I was a little intimidate jumping in late, what with 84 comments. I'd watch my back with BHK if I were you :) She has designs on your rings.

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Rings---not at all---gizzard possibly.

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