Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose Now if you were to see it You would say it's stiff and froze All of the other reindeer Look before they cross the lane They saw that snowplow comin' At least there wasn't any pain
On that foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say "Even though we'll miss our friend Tonight we're having venison"
Then all the reindeer loved him As they ate their Christmas deer Rudolph the road-kill reindeer Not a bit of gristle here!
I don't know if he wrote it or not, so I don't really know how to credit it.
Dammit, you weren't supposed to like that! That was supposed to shock, scandalize, disgust, and otherwise upset all you Rudolph lovers. So be upset, damn you!
By the way, the correct way to sing it, as taught by my elementary school music teacher, the woman with the funny shoes, is:
had a very shiny nose [like a lightbulb] used to laugh and call him names [like Pinocchio] join in any reindeer games [like football] Santa came to say [ho ho ho] you'll go down in history [like Columbus]
So there you have it. You were all wrong. Don't you feel silly now.
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Date: 2000-12-05 06:07 pm (UTC)Me too.
Date: 2000-12-05 06:07 pm (UTC)"You'll go down in His-tor-eeee...
*Like Muhammed Ali*"
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Date: 2000-12-05 06:38 pm (UTC)Me too.
Date: 2000-12-05 06:46 pm (UTC)Re: Me too.
Date: 2000-12-05 06:49 pm (UTC)Re: I sing it like that too...
Date: 2000-12-06 06:15 am (UTC)Oh, oh, oh!!
Date: 2000-12-05 06:47 pm (UTC)"Then one foggy Xmas eve, Santa came to saaay...(Where's my underwear?)"
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Date: 2000-12-05 06:52 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-05 06:56 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-05 07:02 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-05 07:06 pm (UTC)I got this from Ded Bob at the Renaissance Festival
Date: 2000-12-05 07:47 pm (UTC)Had a very shiny nose
Now if you were to see it
You would say it's stiff and froze
All of the other reindeer
Look before they cross the lane
They saw that snowplow comin'
At least there wasn't any pain
On that foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Even though we'll miss our friend
Tonight we're having venison"
Then all the reindeer loved him
As they ate their Christmas deer
Rudolph the road-kill reindeer
Not a bit of gristle here!
I don't know if he wrote it or not, so I don't really know how to credit it.
Just paint me green and ship me to Who-ville.
Re: I got this from Ded Bob at the Renaissance Festival
Date: 2000-12-05 07:49 pm (UTC)See you at the roast beast!
Re: I got this from Ded Bob at the Renaissance Festival
Date: 2000-12-05 07:55 pm (UTC)By the way, the correct way to sing it, as taught by my elementary school music teacher, the woman with the funny shoes, is:
had a very shiny nose [like a lightbulb]
used to laugh and call him names [like Pinocchio]
join in any reindeer games [like football]
Santa came to say [ho ho ho]
you'll go down in history [like Columbus]
So there you have it. You were all wrong. Don't you feel silly now.
Re: I got this from Ded Bob at the Renaissance Festival
Date: 2000-12-05 08:04 pm (UTC)gosh, I am chagrininfied! :)
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Date: 2000-12-06 10:38 am (UTC)batman smells
robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost its wheels
and joker got away
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Date: 2000-12-06 11:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2000-12-06 12:08 pm (UTC)*10 milking jugglers* -----> hehe.
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Date: 2000-12-06 12:14 pm (UTC)