Hmmm then let's see ever see the movie Tootsie where they have that Dustin Hoffman in drag photo montage and he's wearing a sequin dress marching in front of the flag. Well my head feels like he's marching on top of it.
I wonder just how hurt her eye was, it needed an x-ray? Who x-ray's an eye? If the regualr instruments used to find something didn't then what are we looking for. I dunno smells of bogus litigation to me, that said without knowing all the facts. Just cause you name your company hasselfree don't mean it gonna be.
maybe if shards of cards had lodged in her brain.... then you'd need an xray? I dunno, Dr folk been squinting at my eyes for 30+ years now and no one's needed to resort to radiation to see what's going on in there.
Or maybe the card hit her so hard it slammed her head back into the seat and they had to check for cranial damage?
those cards red-shifted and broke three kinds of sound barriers (sonic booms in treble, bass, and ultraharmonic)... what they didn't mention was the entire first row of the audience that had all of its matter converted to energy directly... the second row left only hiroshima-like shadows on the third.
She has to be scanned for mutations now, and to be possibly have her life-essence retrofitted into a robot body.
My first snarky thought was that he could give her his fury eye patch, and they could call it even... but then the back-story showed up... it seems that through his action, a chain of events has been put in motion that could surely unravel the very fabric of time, space and franchise sandwich stores forever.
I can't for the life of me think of what in the hell I'd "siren" them in with! My amazing ability to procrastinate? My encyclopaedic knowledge of useless trivia? AH no! My collection of lewd playing cards---that's it!
Used them on getting out of-- a traffic ticket, freaking out at the grocery store when I couldn't find a ripe avocado, running over the neighbors landscaping with my truck and doing my homework.
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Date: 2006-03-25 05:12 pm (UTC)I love how Hassellhoff named his corp "Hassellfree"---god a man with that much chest har MUST be evil! :>
Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 08:31 pm (UTC)/rumplestiltskin
Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 08:39 pm (UTC)Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 08:51 pm (UTC)What if he was declared an honorary member of a Native American tribe?
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Date: 2006-03-25 08:56 pm (UTC)Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 09:05 pm (UTC)Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 09:09 pm (UTC)Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 09:10 pm (UTC)Is that Mr Pibb?
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Date: 2006-03-25 09:16 pm (UTC)Re: Hassellfree
Date: 2006-03-25 09:19 pm (UTC)Kat turned me onto the overly adjectived "Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke"
Which is really more like caffieneated cream soda with a cherry chaser.
132 icons huh?
Date: 2006-03-25 11:35 pm (UTC)Re: 132 icons huh?
Date: 2006-03-25 11:57 pm (UTC)Re: 132 icons huh?
Date: 2006-03-26 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 06:16 pm (UTC)Just cause you name your company hasselfree don't mean it gonna be.
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Date: 2006-03-25 06:43 pm (UTC)Or maybe the card hit her so hard it slammed her head back into the seat and they had to check for cranial damage?
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Date: 2006-03-25 08:24 pm (UTC)those cards red-shifted and broke three kinds of sound barriers (sonic booms in treble, bass, and ultraharmonic)... what they didn't mention was the entire first row of the audience that had all of its matter converted to energy directly... the second row left only hiroshima-like shadows on the third.
She has to be scanned for mutations now, and to be possibly have her life-essence retrofitted into a robot body.
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Date: 2006-03-25 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 08:49 pm (UTC)er..
Hey, is that dress made out of *DRAPES*?
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Date: 2006-03-25 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:03 pm (UTC)Then, turn the survivors into pigs, eh, Circe?
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Date: 2006-03-25 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:12 pm (UTC)Nah, you've got to be a gal, I think.
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Date: 2006-03-25 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:23 pm (UTC)What did you do to the first four?
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Date: 2006-03-25 09:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-25 09:29 pm (UTC)you know, if your neighbor had an avacado tree, you could've killed two birds with one stone.
but then you'd be a bird killer.