8266 - The hornsuit is an abomination that must be destroyed.

[scottobear]

This is yet another reason why Germany had to take France down a peg.

Speaking of Germany -The Hoff's dark side.

Comments

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

I have seen the fifth ring of hell and it is the man in the horn suit!

I love how Hassellhoff named his corp "Hassellfree"---god a man with that much chest har MUST be evil! :>

[queenmabwords.livejournal.com]

They even have the "popcorn" tune in there toward the end! All-right!

[graypumpkin.livejournal.com]

I wonder just how hurt her eye was, it needed an x-ray? Who x-ray's an eye? If the regualr instruments used to find something didn't then what are we looking for. I dunno smells of bogus litigation to me, that said without knowing all the facts.
Just cause you name your company hasselfree don't mean it gonna be.

[kat78731.livejournal.com]

maybe if shards of cards had lodged in her brain.... then you'd need an xray? I dunno, Dr folk been squinting at my eyes for 30+ years now and no one's needed to resort to radiation to see what's going on in there.

Or maybe the card hit her so hard it slammed her head back into the seat and they had to check for cranial damage?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

the hoff has the strength of a thousand men!

those cards red-shifted and broke three kinds of sound barriers (sonic booms in treble, bass, and ultraharmonic)... what they didn't mention was the entire first row of the audience that had all of its matter converted to energy directly... the second row left only hiroshima-like shadows on the third.

She has to be scanned for mutations now, and to be possibly have her life-essence retrofitted into a robot body.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

My first snarky thought was that he could give her his fury eye patch, and they could call it even... but then the back-story showed up... it seems that through his action, a chain of events has been put in motion that could surely unravel the very fabric of time, space and franchise sandwich stores forever.

Hassellfree

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

So... tha tmeans he has nothing to do with his corp? "Sue them, not me! Tee hee hee, I'm Hassellfree!"

/rumplestiltskin

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

He's a very talented honkey, er hoinker? Toot-guY?

Re: Hassellfree

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

You know I have no idea if the corp would serve to insulate any of his personal assets from judgment for his actions----ARGH SLAP ME!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

DAMN no more Quizno's or Subway---What shall I do Rhett? What shall become of me? and What about Tara?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Frankly my dear...

er..

Hey, is that dress made out of *DRAPES*?

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Vertical Blinds actually.

Re: Hassellfree

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*SLAPPO*

What if he was declared an honorary member of a Native American tribe?

Re: Hassellfree

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Ever see the movie Scanners?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Very cool. So no touching the strings on the side, eh? Adds an element of the risque to semaphore!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

The full moon is like a beacon to guide the ships home from sea.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

you can't fool me! Like a siren disguised as a lighthouse, you're looking to crunch a few ships on the rocks for kicks!

Then, turn the survivors into pigs, eh, Circe?

Re: Hassellfree

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

I can't for the life of me think of what in the hell I'd "siren" them in with! My amazing ability to procrastinate? My encyclopaedic knowledge of useless trivia? AH no! My collection of lewd playing cards---that's it!

Re: Hassellfree

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Yep! That's just what my head does now at the very mention of "Native AMerican tribe" 'cept my head is ful of caffeined beverage not blood and gore.

Re: Hassellfree

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

mmm... tasty pre-lawyer skull shards...

Is that Mr Pibb?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well heck, if that's all it takes, I'd have a bunh of dead sailors on my lawn, too!

Nah, you've got to be a gal, I think.

Re: Hassellfree

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Diet Dr. Pepper is my drug of choice thankyouverymuch.

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Must....not...say....something...mischievous....must...fight.....

Re: Hassellfree

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ah, tasty and delicious.

Kat turned me onto the overly adjectived "Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke"

Which is really more like caffieneated cream soda with a cherry chaser.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, go ahead, as long as it's not a "seamen" pun! ;)

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

urm I plead the 5th.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I thought as much!

What did you do to the first four?

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Used them on getting out of-- a traffic ticket, freaking out at the grocery store when I couldn't find a ripe avocado, running over the neighbors landscaping with my truck and doing my homework.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Fricking avacadoes.

you know, if your neighbor had an avacado tree, you could've killed two birds with one stone.

but then you'd be a bird killer.

132 icons huh?

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Hmmm then let's see ever see the movie Tootsie where they have that Dustin Hoffman in drag photo montage and he's wearing a sequin dress marching in front of the flag. Well my head feels like he's marching on top of it.

Re: 132 icons huh?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Now you're just bein' all silly and such! :D

Re: 132 icons huh?

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah just NOW it turned silly :D