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The Dan-man and I went out to an all-you-dare-eat buffet for Sushi/Thai/Chinese, and it was actually quite good. Afterward, we swung by Crabby Jacks to solve his caffeine needs and Miranda got a pretty awesome tip ($5 after a bill for $0.69 - the coffee was free and I had a draft) - after we hung out a bit and chitty-chatted. I told him a bit about my beliefs regarding meeting someone for a lifelong commitment at this point (I suspect odds of meeting someone that I have chemistry with, a minimum of emotional baggage, and a mutual appreciation of one another to be very, very, very slim.) Explained to him why Magda wasn't a viable option, though she and I did have a nice time together. I honestly don't know if there are any wedding bells in my future, but If I were a betting man, I know that I'd opt for "not likely." I know good couples are out there... Dave & Cathi / GrayPumpkin & Katt are two of the best examples of two pairings as well-suited for one another for life that I can think of.

In the last decade, I've had the following serious relationships:
Lees - 6 months
Eryn - 3 months
April - 4 months
Rachel - 6 months
CEJ - 2ish years, Almost 3 if you count on and off time
D - A bit over a year
Mel - 3 months
Magda - 5 months (9 minus the months where she was in Columbia)
Come to think of it, I don't have any trouble getting dates... it's the longevity that needs work. Breakups are fairly even, an assortment of reasons, from a lack of trust to a lack of interest.
Hair-wise, we've got a Blond x2, Brown x3, Black x2, and a Redhead
Tattoo-wise - 6 had ink.. some got it while I was with 'em.
Politics/Attitudes - Leftx2, Modx4, Rightx2
Readers - 4 yes, 4 no
eye color - Brown - 5 Hazel -1 Blue - 2
all were fairly chesty
I've been proposed to on two different occasions, and I honestly thought I'd end up with CEJ for life... she was the last one that gave me those sorts of feelings.

Looking back, I do pretty well, for a serial monogamist with no vehicle of his own.

Dan got me a few very nice gifts for Christmas.... No Software this year. A used book on dinosaurs, a new copy of Pratchett's Last Hero, a t-shirt and a zip-up shirt (both too small, unfortunately), a carrying case for a digital camera/palmtop, and some jalepeno peanuts. We tried out the Peking House restauant, but it had a bad vibe, so we went to the one we're more fond of dining at.



Moment of Lyric - mp3 / flash video (Here's his LJ, by the way - [livejournal.com profile] trapezzoid)

In an airplane, I was flying.
Just a flight attendant guy.
I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
out the door, into the sky.
Now I am falling through the air.
Wind and regret flow through my hair.
All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.
Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.
It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"
I say, "What is it this time?"
And he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell."
He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut.
So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but
gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do."
I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new.
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.
This is boring... Yes, I'm falling,
but it's taking quite a while.
My destination is impending.
Might as well go out in style.
I put my arms out to the skies,
whistle a tune and close my eyes,
trying to briefly realize perpetual motion.
Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea,
and with total precision they lasso me.
It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life,
but I am too freaked out to be nice.
So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall.
No offense but at least it's predictable.
Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do.
I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new.
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.




Big Hole Simulator

Uses the Google Maps API to tell you where you'd end up if you started digging a hole through the Earth at a certain geographic point. (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] qdot!)



1 year ago - Started using my paypal to go to charity, carnivore pigeons, Video-time with Mel, newt pics, prosperity gospel

2 years ago - outing review, saw Val & Rhonnie, google specific search, Bollywhat, missing the big mob poll answerers

3 years ago - linky linky, one word, communications breakdown begins, nifty flying guy, Belgians link to me, Dave's clutch breaks, cold mountain movie being mad

4 years ago - rumors, comparing haunted house stories, smudge sticks (note to self, get more stuff to make more), defleshing (another news article gone...inspires me to put all my news articles behind lj-cuts for future ref) and naptime (naptime pix overwritten by other archive images)

5 years ago - dead phone, feeling love grow, Viet beer at the mall, lj & IM trouble

Date: 2006-01-03 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedcat.livejournal.com
you never know, sometimes it gets ya when you least expect it, so I hear. There's always hope!


As I was scrolling I thought the "big hole simulator" said "butt hole simulator" and I thought "son of a monkey, WHY? WHY??"

Then I re-read it and laughed like a nutter. For a moment I was truly horrified.

Date: 2006-01-03 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's what I figure... you never know what might pop up!

No butthole sims for me, thanks!

Date: 2006-01-03 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosin-dubh.livejournal.com
I dug a couple of holes yesterday - if I were to start here, I'd end up in the Indian Ocean, west of Australia. If I were to start at a random point in China, I'd end up in the Atlantic, just east of Argentina.

Totally ruined the childhood myth that if you started digging a hole *anywhere*, you'd end up in China.

Remind me not to dig too deep. Anywhere I try seems to dump me in an ocean.

*glubglub*

Date: 2006-01-03 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
No worries, you'd melt in the heat before drowning on the return trip!

Date: 2006-01-03 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
I bet the minute you decide bachelorhood is for you---you find someone that knocks you off your feet---Murphy's law!

Date: 2006-01-03 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Works for me! :D

Date: 2008-01-02 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
How right you are.

You foot-knocker, you!

Date: 2008-01-02 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
I'm glad we found each other my dear husband and that you didn't have to go all the way to the Congo to get me. xxxooo

Date: 2008-01-02 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
you do have some lovely green-skin boots!

x0x0x0x0x0

Date: 2010-01-04 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
This post always makes me wistful. I'm glad you found some happy since then xxxxxooooo

this and that

Date: 2006-01-03 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peradouro.livejournal.com
Hexblog site wont open. Too many hits I guess. My tiny brain computer cant or wont open the map site either. *pout* I do love snagging doohickies from your journal :). The form you use for your entries is nice.

Dont feel too bad about not being in "forever" with someone. Its better than being in with someone you really have reason not to trust or even like very much. It looks like you've had a good variety so at least you can feel good that you aren't stuck in a negative mode of behavior.

Wow do I know what you mean by bad vibe in places. There're some places we don't even get past the parking lot. There's a Thai place in my sister's town that just draws at you, its almost impossible to walk past there *g*

Paypal is great, I feel so much better knowing my money is going on a virtual paper trail rather than through the USPS which has been extremely iffy on my end since I moved back.

Re: this and that

Date: 2006-01-03 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'm happy to email you a copy of the patc hif you like!

Re: this and that

Date: 2006-01-03 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
that would be great! one question though (maybe a dumb one :P), can I use what you email me more than once? the puter I'm on is borrowed, so my new puter will want some patching too. thanks again! sisterofdoom@yahoo.com is my mail.

Re: this and that

Date: 2006-01-04 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
you got it, you can use it on any number of systems

Date: 2006-01-03 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applelard.livejournal.com
CEJ :(

I miss her. And I'm sorry things didn't work out with her. You guys were good together.

Date: 2006-01-03 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Yeah, I miss her, too. It really is too bad that didn't work out, because it was certanly the best yet. I think we worked quite well together, for the most part.
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Date: 2006-01-03 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
quite true... usually, I've found someone when I was just hanging around, not looking for anything.

Date: 2006-01-04 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com
Someone would be lucky to find you. You have a great heart AND the ability to offer it.

Date: 2006-01-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's the trick... I've found a lot of people, and a lot of people have found me... but we haven't found one another yet.


Date: 2006-01-04 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com
Me either. You're right- that is the trick. They say that there's someone for everyone, but do yoou notice that they never sy that you'll necessarily find him or her? What if my someone lives in Iceland? HUH???? What then?

Date: 2006-01-04 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Well, fortunately, the world is getting smaller every day!

I hope my special someone isn't an alligator in the congo!

Date: 2006-01-04 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com
Um...I hadn't considered an alternate species soul-mate! How very limiting of me :)

Date: 2006-01-04 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
get with the times, sister! :D

Date: 2006-01-05 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillykat.livejournal.com
you mac daddy you!

Date: 2006-01-05 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
not sure if that's mackin'!

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