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I wonder where the burrow-dwelling critters go when south Florida gets really wet? Snakes, turtles, frogs, crabs, rabbits, chipmunks, armadillos, moles ...I suspect that living in a hole isn't always great survival strategy here.



Sky High looks like it'll be cute. Kurt Russell makes for a good Superhero-dad, I think. Some kids in the hall alumni, and Lynda Carter, too. Looks like it'll be a fun, goofy movie to take up the slack that I think FF will create.

Danny went to see Fantastic Four yesterday, but I haven't heard his review yet. Ebert wasn't crazy about it.

I've held a long-standing suspicion that it's going to be pretty low on the superhero movie totem pole.



Your Career Type: Investigative

You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.

You would make an excellent:

Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist
Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian

The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.




Moment of Lyric: (mp3)

Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
Troy: I can sinnnnnnnnnnng!
Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!


http://scottobear.com/lj/archives/071005/zaiuscb.gif

Speaking of which - Check out this awesome planet of the Apes resource.. including coloring books!



Good grief... world's ugliest dog. Not "so ugly, he's cute" either. Not for the easily spooked.



It amazes me that so many people who know right from wrong choose to do the bad thing. They know that what they're going to do is going to hurt someone, isn't honest or kind, and won't make anything better in any way aside from filling an immediate desire or craving.

I'm talking about on a large scale, too.. not just self abuse like smoking a cigarette, or eating a french fry. If you hurt only yourself, well, that's your right. People who cheat, steal, and deliberately hurt others because they want something, usually *right now*.

I wonder what usually sets off that sense of justification for doing unkind things? Some kind of entitlement? The thrill of doing something bad? No thought at all of consequences, and just living for the moment?

Those are all pretty screwed up.

I'm glad that I feel that most people don't act that way... but there are a whole lot of those other folks, too.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of gullible people out there, as well.



I heard a factoid that one in seven adults in the USA has a tattoo. So.. there are more people with tattoos than there are gay folk (from 1-10%, depending on who you ask)? More tattooed folk than Black? That seems rather high. I'd like to see the breakdown on that.... if one person has two tattoos, do they count twice?



I've seen someone try to steal a bike, and when they couldn't have it, they bent one of the wheels, so the owner wouldn't be able to ride off with it, either. I suspect a case of "well, if I can't have it, nobody can".



Medical History of the Presidents of the United States - Taft had quite a record.



Some people are like slinkies ..
Not really good for anything,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down a flight of stairs.



1 year ago - thermo-issues, helping cockeyed find spammers

2 years ago - bro, health, monkey, sun-sentinel cam, clown lovin'.

3 years ago - hard rain, dream thoughts, tests, IM spam

4 years ago - evil news, louche, fill in the blank, gush, insane beautiful people journal nonsense (he's now suspended)

5 years ago - Mr. Rogers, April hassles, H is pregnant with B's kid, inevitable slippery, [livejournal.com profile] mootpoint adds me to his reading list

Date: 2005-07-10 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
i would be willing to bet that more than 50% of U of A students have a tattoo.

every person who works at my favorite coffee shop has a visible one, and 75% of their customers.

i'd say 20% at least of the cool part of town has one visible.

then there are all the ones you don't see.

i have two.

Date: 2005-07-10 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'll buy that, given the university area, etc, but I have to wonder if the statistic's numbers were skewed by where the people were polled, or number of tats, etc.

Most folks I know that have gotten ink have more than one.

I'd think that the counts are higher in less conservative areas... I suspect the more conservative folks with body art are either ex-military or extremists (like skinheads etc).

I've dated more girls with tattoos than without, to th epoint where I find it to be a pleasant change of pace when I'm with someone that *doesn't* have something added cosmetically.

I wonder how long before tats hit critical mass, and the cool kids think it's passe, or even overly trendy to have one?

Date: 2005-07-10 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
i doubt they counted more than one tattoo on a person. there are too many people with dozens of them. you might end up with an even larger percentage.

tattoos seem to be just a fashion choice around here. if someone wants to look really far out, they pierce stuff.

Date: 2005-07-10 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Even piercings are pretty common in this neck of the woods.

I wonder what's next? Prehensile tails would be pretty cool.

Date: 2005-07-10 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
lip plates? (http://faculty.coloradomtn.edu/jeschofnig/mursi2a.jpg)

Date: 2005-07-10 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
anything's possible!

Date: 2005-07-10 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckirkman.livejournal.com
God help me, I kinda liked FF. I mean it was light years askew from what I would have done, but they captured Johnny and Ben's dynamic pretty darn well. The origin story was pretty weird, but if you take the movie and separate it from its source, it's not that bad. It's no Spider-Man by any stretch, but at least it's not Daredevil or The Punisher.

I'm looking forward to Sky High, too. It looks really cool.

Date: 2005-07-10 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Well, that's fair. I haven't seen it, but don't imagine it's a must-see on the big screen. They're suffering comparisons to the Incredibles, which really isn't fair.

Date: 2005-07-10 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckirkman.livejournal.com
No, that isn't really fair at all. Not much can stand up to The Incredibles, but it's not fair that the team that inspired much of that movie is taking heat for being a "knockoff."

Date: 2005-07-10 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ther bar was certainly set higher for content and visual appeal by the incredibles... ah well, I'll see it in 9 months or so. maybe sooner.

Date: 2005-07-10 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckirkman.livejournal.com
It'll be out on DVD before Christmas.

Date: 2005-07-10 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'll put it in my netflix queue. ;)

Date: 2005-07-10 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckirkman.livejournal.com
Hah! There you go. :)

Date: 2005-07-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamaicanjungle.livejournal.com
you're surviving the wrath of Dennis, I see.

Date: 2005-07-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yup, nicely dry, thanks!

hey, I liked that pic of you in the rubik's cubes!

Date: 2005-07-10 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentyrs.livejournal.com

Ahh, I don't understand tatoos. I just don't like the visual texture of inked skin. (grains in the coloring...) Give me a clean piece of paper anyday! I also love fluid lines. I don't think you get much of that on tatoos. It's just the nature of the beast.

Hello henna.

P.S. that dog is disturbing. Henson's creature shop should use him as a model.

Date: 2005-07-10 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Henna and other body-paints doa llow for a mors smooth base... and the added bonus is no pain or scarring!

Devil dog of dooooom!

Date: 2005-07-10 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentyrs.livejournal.com
"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song"

Doom Doom Doom,
Doom Doom
Doom Doom Doom
Do do Doom!

Date: 2005-07-10 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
GIR is the Cutest.

AH MIZZ YEW, LITTLE CUPCAKE!

Date: 2005-07-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Follow up on ugly-dog -

http://samugliestdog.com/index.html
I don't know much about Chinese Crested Hairless dogs, but the existence of Sam shows that dog breeders are among the most twisted people on the planet.

Date: 2005-07-10 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedefendendo.livejournal.com
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it wont let me see the ugly dog!

Date: 2005-07-10 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

click to make him bigger. IF YOU DARE!

Date: 2005-07-10 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedefendendo.livejournal.com
ew, what the heck........is it real or was the pic toyed with?

Date: 2005-07-10 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
he's real as far as I know! SCARY~

Date: 2005-07-10 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
That dog must have been in a fire or something- blind looking eyes, fur-less skin, chewed up ear.

Poor thing. 'course, leave it to me to not be freaked out but empathetic ;-)

Date: 2005-07-10 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
awww... nice of you to spread the love! :D

Date: 2005-07-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com



http://samugliestdog.com/index.html
I don't know much about Chinese Crested Hairless dogs, but the existence of Sam shows that dog breeders are among the most twisted people on the planet.

Date: 2005-07-10 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mootpoint.livejournal.com
If I had it all over to do again, scotto, ol buddy, ol pal... I wouldn't have done it and I have regretted it ever since. It's been a nightmare. Horrible. Disgusting even.

Clicking on the picture of the dog I mean.

Why? What did you think I meant?

;)

Happy anniversary. I'm not sending cards or flowers. But I may get a Scotto tattoo...

Date: 2005-07-11 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I dare not ask where you'd put the tattoo, indeed!

That pooch is mightily spooky!!

Date: 2005-07-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com



http://samugliestdog.com/index.html
I don't know much about Chinese Crested Hairless dogs, but the existence of Sam shows that dog breeders are among the most twisted people on the planet.

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