Behold... I live!
Nov. 14th, 2000 12:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobear
Not even destroll could keep me down.. my queen bee has seen fit to give me new weapons with which to fight my enemies, and defend the hive!
Yikes! the happiness machine has been activated by the queen bee... she's returned to me, tonight!
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How will our hero escape this time?
OH, NO! He's coming to smoke out the bees!
WATCH OUT, BEEMAN!
[ominous chord]
Re: How will our hero escape this time?
Date: 2000-11-13 10:16 pm (UTC)*bee-man lobs some tasty ganja goo ball cookie candies at the vast and frightening potzilla!*
"Hey, you big bogarting lizard! Take smaller hits!"
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Date: 2000-11-13 10:24 pm (UTC)hey, there...
Date: 2000-11-13 10:29 pm (UTC)Re: hey, there...
Date: 2000-11-13 10:37 pm (UTC)Re: hey, there...
Date: 2000-11-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(Cap. Zap Brannigan)
After eons of being dorment the dreaded Bee-man has returned and with his hive full of evil fiends.
It is up to me Zap Brannigan to send wave after wave of my men out slaughter this notorious basterd.
But first I must find the sexy Lela and make with the Luuuv fest
::::Zif looks at Zap, rolls eyes put's his head in his hand, says "ooooh" and wanders off::::
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Date: 2000-11-13 10:39 pm (UTC)Zap Brannigan... if that's your real name...pay hee to Zif.
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
::::turns to Zif::::
Zif, get me my coconut love oil. For I need to be prepared for the emminent arrival of the sexy bee-babes and Ill need to show them how earthling "communicate".
(Zif) Dont you think its unwise to attack a new species before they show thier level of technology or have the chance to try to make peaceful contact, Sir?
(Zap) Of course not Zif. Thats Why Im the Captin. I know how to think with my head.
(Zif) Yes, but which one?::::Zif rols eyes and wanders off again:::
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Date: 2000-11-13 11:01 pm (UTC)one queen? huge hive of warriors and drones?
Trust me. you don't want to start this.
Maybe you'd like the planet of the nymphomaniac blondes, about 13 aus from here?
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Why haveny you ever told me about this place Zif???
(Zif) I did sir. We were thee last week. They kicked you off the planet and banned you for life remember???
(Zap) Ah, yes. I remember now. Thier sultry queen mad a move on me I had to resist.
(Zif) Actually sir, you tried to grope her during her opening ceremony welcomin us to her planet and she had you taken away.
(Zap) Ah yes I remember how coy she was. Come to think of it I remember that I told you never to speak of it again. Zif you are hereby confined to quarters until further notice.
(Zif) Yes sir. ::::heads for his quarters::::
(Zap) Ok then I demand you send me over your Queen so that we make "make peace"....Uh, is this thing on?? Zif is this on? Zif? Where did that guy go off to now???? Will someone get Zif up here to turn this thing on for me? Why does he always wande off when Im try to make it with the sexy alien babes???
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Date: 2000-11-13 11:35 pm (UTC)Perhaps I could interest you in one of the local strip clubs, instead.
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Date: 2000-11-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(Zif) Thank you sir.
Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)
Date: 2000-11-14 06:46 am (UTC)Re: <~~~ Just remembered
Date: 2000-11-14 11:36 am (UTC)No1 tell Matt Groening, he'll have me ERASED....
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Date: 2000-11-13 11:05 pm (UTC)Re: Psssssst. Beeman . . .
Date: 2000-11-14 06:24 am (UTC)you're so smart.
Re: Psssssst. Beeman . . .
Date: 2000-11-14 04:17 pm (UTC)Re: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
:::::rolls up news paper and starts whacking her head:::::
Bad Dream!
No donut!
Re: <B>ANOTHER</B> army?????
RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY!
Re: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
Date: 2000-11-14 04:06 pm (UTC)not zapworthy. go try a challenge, like genocide vs cockroaches.
Re: All bugs& insects are Zap worthy....
Now to go hunt down "Roach Man"!