Behold... I live!

[scottobear]

Not even destroll could keep me down.. my queen bee has seen fit to give me new weapons with which to fight my enemies, and defend the hive!

Yikes! the happiness machine has been activated by the queen bee... she's returned to me, tonight!

Comments

How will our hero escape this time?

[ldy.livejournal.com]

OH, NO! He's coming to smoke out the bees!
WATCH OUT, BEEMAN!

[ominous chord]

Re: How will our hero escape this time?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

keen icon, by the way!

*bee-man lobs some tasty ganja goo ball cookie candies at the vast and frightening potzilla!*


"Hey, you big bogarting lizard! Take smaller hits!"

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

(wandes by with empty wine glass) o is there another party? (looks for place to sit, gets bombarded by pot smoke) ooooo wait .. no .. I wanted wine. . O drat. too happy (grin)

(Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Good Good.
After eons of being dorment the dreaded Bee-man has returned and with his hive full of evil fiends.
It is up to me Zap Brannigan to send wave after wave of my men out slaughter this notorious basterd.
But first I must find the sexy Lela and make with the Luuuv fest


::::Zif looks at Zap, rolls eyes put's his head in his hand, says "ooooh" and wanders off::::

hey, there...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Pull up a chair... plenty of wine, food and song for everyone....

Re: hey, there...

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

(in slight swoon due to pot smoke, dizzily takes chair) Thank you, .. uummmmm good wine! (giggle) (watches the festivities as war ensues)

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

A real good guy doesn't call folks a bastard, unless you just killed his sidekick.

Zap Brannigan... if that's your real name...pay hee to Zif.

Re: hey, there...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

so far so good... the happiness machine is in overdrive.

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[destroll.livejournal.com]

I am indeed the famed Zap Brannigan. You will surrender all your beautiful women or I will send wave after wave of my men in to your direct assult until your guns overload from killing to many of them. And then Ill send out even more men until you or the sexy bee-babes are mine!

::::turns to Zif::::
Zif, get me my coconut love oil. For I need to be prepared for the emminent arrival of the sexy bee-babes and Ill need to show them how earthling "communicate".

(Zif) Dont you think its unwise to attack a new species before they show thier level of technology or have the chance to try to make peaceful contact, Sir?

(Zap) Of course not Zif. Thats Why Im the Captin. I know how to think with my head.

(Zif) Yes, but which one?::::Zif rols eyes and wanders off again:::

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

um. Do you know about bees?

one queen? huge hive of warriors and drones?

Trust me. you don't want to start this.

Maybe you'd like the planet of the nymphomaniac blondes, about 13 aus from here?

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

(casually stuffing face w/popcorn and flipping through tv book) O wow Look!! Dan Splatter!! He said something the other night about an invasion, didn't he? (watches war proceed) Gee! I wonder how he knew?? (sip)

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[destroll.livejournal.com]

WHAT??? Planet of the blondes????
Why haveny you ever told me about this place Zif???

(Zif) I did sir. We were thee last week. They kicked you off the planet and banned you for life remember???

(Zap) Ah, yes. I remember now. Thier sultry queen mad a move on me I had to resist.

(Zif) Actually sir, you tried to grope her during her opening ceremony welcomin us to her planet and she had you taken away.

(Zap) Ah yes I remember how coy she was. Come to think of it I remember that I told you never to speak of it again. Zif you are hereby confined to quarters until further notice.

(Zif) Yes sir. ::::heads for his quarters::::

(Zap) Ok then I demand you send me over your Queen so that we make "make peace"....Uh, is this thing on?? Zif is this on? Zif? Where did that guy go off to now???? Will someone get Zif up here to turn this thing on for me? Why does he always wande off when Im try to make it with the sexy alien babes???

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Make a move to my queen, and many barbed stingers will pierce your skin, causing you to bloat painfully until you drown in your lung's own fluids.

Perhaps I could interest you in one of the local strip clubs, instead.

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Zif. It seems that these aliens have become overly hotile, and plan on stinging the crew to dath... A captin's first duty is to fg down with his ship, and so I am now promoting you to captin. :::::::runs off, finds escape pod and heads to the planet of the strippers with big bouncing jugglies at lightspeed::::

(Zif) Thank you sir.

Re: Psssssst. Beeman . . .

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

you're so smart.

Re: (Cap. Zap Brannigan)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Zif... Here, have some honey... We're peaceful unless provoked.

Re: <~~~ Just remembered

[destroll.livejournal.com]

dudes name is Kif not Zif.....
No1 tell Matt Groening, he'll have me ERASED....

Re: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

[destroll.livejournal.com]

And you were swatting @ me for zapping bugs?!?!?!?
:::::rolls up news paper and starts whacking her head:::::
Bad Dream!
No donut!

Re: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hey, we're sentiend bugs, with a language, culture, and a great queen...

not zapworthy. go try a challenge, like genocide vs cockroaches.

Re: Psssssst. Beeman . . .

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, I don't know about the average bear, but this one bows to your superior intellect.. and giggles at your terrible punnishment.

Re: All bugs& insects are Zap worthy....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

ZAAAAAP!
Now to go hunt down "Roach Man"!

Re: <B>ANOTHER</B> army?????

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Here we go again....

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY!