Assorted Cat-Blather
Mar. 5th, 2002 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearThe little orange guy that lives with me is named
Newton
His name is not:
Neutron, Neptune, Neon, or Newman... I've had confused people call him all of those. (I don't really mind, but I do correct them. You know... Fig Newton? Sir Isaac?)
nicknames I have seen that I like for him are -
Newt (Also: Noot, Gnut, Nute.. all pronounced the same), Nudie-Newtie, Nudist (He is naked, after all), Noodles, Jellybean, Dreamsicle, Fuzzybutt, Fuzz-bucket, Slacker, Moose, Nut, Goober, Monkey-boy, Ape-Cat, Monkey-kitty, Flying Monkey-Kitty, Shark-kitty, Newtie-bear, Newtzilla, Nude Beach, Uber-cat, Beastly, Newfie-Slayer (in honor of
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tarpo), babe magnet, Neutered, Golden Boy, Little Piggy, Stinkpot (when he was still on formula his dung was the stenchiest... I'm glad that passed, pardon the pun), Lovey-boy, Stripey-snack-cake, New Zoo Review, Son, Boyo, and sundry others that aren't coming to my addled mind right now.[Poll #21904]
Random scotto factoid - I once wanted my own radio station, callsign WMBT- The Wombat. Once I get my backups done, Big Brain (Now Queen Bee) will be Broadcasting via Shoutcast. A childhood dream come true! I want to get Newton's purrs recorded at full bass... I think it'd be neat to hear it broadcast.
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Date: 2002-03-05 07:24 pm (UTC)When I had my cat Penelope, I called her Nell and Penn-a-lope to be silly...and of course with Bob we say Bobbers, Bobert, Bobe, Bobby, sweet boy, stinky boy, and Big Bob.
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Date: 2002-03-05 07:31 pm (UTC)He'd love your snuggies and smoochies! A little ladies man, he is... very soft and squeezable. As a kitten, he could get squeals from girls at 50 feet.
Ol' Bobster's been busy.. haven't seen him post lately. Nell... what a great nick... ever call her nellie?
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Date: 2002-03-05 07:41 pm (UTC)And yes, I'll have to remind Bob to update his journal soon - I've been missing his posts, too! Be sure to give Newt lots of love for me, ok?
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Date: 2002-03-05 07:42 pm (UTC)I've got Newtie covered... he says thanks by way of a "mer!". :)
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Date: 2002-03-05 07:26 pm (UTC)I have one more
Date: 2002-03-05 07:40 pm (UTC)Re: I have one more
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Date: 2002-03-06 05:59 am (UTC)duh
Date: 2002-03-05 08:10 pm (UTC)I used to be called Heartguy because it fit I guess Actually I was called The Art Guy for my photography, go figure and so many thought it was Threat Guy when they saw it written so somebody changed it to heartguy and it stuck then just as quickly, that circle of friends disapated and so did the name...
My given name is Edward and before I left home to go to college was called Eddie by everyone, from then on out I became Ed except by my wife who calls me Eddie and my older sister who calls me Edward
Peace
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Date: 2002-03-05 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-03-06 01:01 am (UTC)Cat - real name is Zebedee, but gets called Zeb, zed, zebbie, zeddie, zed-a-head, zebinski,fuzz face, zebunzle, fuzzoo...
Andrew - gets most often called Ange, Ange-ga's, Angelino, Ange'l fish, Scoobs, Scoobie, Squidie, Boy, Skiddoo, and others get added constantly - these are just the core of names that are used most often!!
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Date: 2002-03-06 05:56 am (UTC)those all sound like fun!
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Date: 2002-03-06 06:01 am (UTC)Did you get The Magic Roundabout in America?? That's where Zebedee's name comes from - Zebedee was an odd character who had a huge black moustache and no legs but bounced everywhere on a spring. When Zeb was little she used to bounce places so the name just fit!
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Date: 2002-03-06 06:41 am (UTC)Max, Maxman, Fuzzybutt, Snugglebunny, Mr. Fatty McFatFat Fatterson (
Oh, I'm sure there are more, but I'm embarrassed enough as it is ;)
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Date: 2002-03-06 07:08 am (UTC)My hubby calls me Moon. Hmmmm, I wonder why?
We are into the whole "Baby", "Honey", "Sweety" thing. It's sickening, really. (I love being in love!)
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Date: 2002-03-06 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-03-06 07:37 am (UTC)My son Brandon is: Brando, Brainiack, Monkey Boy, Babe Magnet, Stud, Stud puppy, Stud muffin.
My daugher Melinda is: Yinda, Mellie, Muffy
" Shelly: Shelly-Belly-Bandaid, Belly, goddamnteenager.
" Cassy: Cassarole, Cassy Roo, twiggy, bird butt
My old cat China (10 years old) is known as: Meatloaf, Chubby, Fur Queen, Chiner Biner, Killer of calico kittens named Gwennivier.
My Great Danes Thunder and Horus are known as: The Boys, Burgler Alarm 1 and 2.
Horus: Roarus (Spoken in Scoobie-ese), Horse.
Thunder: Thunder butt (For his nack at passing gas silently)
My mini Dachshund Heidi: Heidi Roo, Ruters, Roosie, foot warmer.
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Date: 2002-03-06 07:47 am (UTC)hey, Newt and Brandon share a nick!
Roarus! how fantastico! *grins*