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Colostomy Bag Thief
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A bungling thief who thought he had taken a valuable camera ended up with a case full of colostomy bags.

The burglar struck at the home of Kath Tozer in Penzance and ignored other valuables as he took the Kodak camera case and fled. The case belonged to a state-of-the-art digital camera, but Mrs Tozer, 70, uses it to keep her travelling supply of colostomy bags.


I only wish that he'd gotten the used ones.

from this test - http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html

Str: 17
Int: 15
Wis: 13
Dex: 13
Con: 12
Chr: 14



I'd not have thought my Con was lower than my dex. (I'd have figured it was the other way around). According to http://www.ackadia.com/bgate/game-bgtables.html (my memory wasn't serving me) I meet the minimums to be a Bard! That'd be a wonderful fantasy career track. (I don't quite make muster for a ranger or paladin)
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Date: 2002-01-11 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I thought I was a lot more wise, too!

you'd make a dandy cleric!

Thanks for the tip

Date: 2002-01-11 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrishaas.livejournal.com
Str: 7
Int: 12
Wis: 17
Dex: 12
Con: 14
Chr: 14

Re: Thanks for the tip

Date: 2002-01-12 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
man... I think I'm the least wise of the folks I've seen tested!

HEHEHE

Date: 2002-01-13 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppie.livejournal.com
I just thought it was funny that they spelled "Intelligence" wrong :)

Re: HEHEHE

Date: 2002-01-13 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
woopsie! which article?

Re: HEHEHE

Date: 2002-01-13 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppie.livejournal.com
http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html

oh and my score:
Str: 9
Int: 10
Wis: 13
Dex: 8
Con: 10
Chr: 15

(I think we all have much more wisdom than that type of test would indicate... absentmindedness does not = lack of wisdom! hehe....just the opposite, I think!)

Re: HEHEHE

Date: 2002-01-13 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
maybe! I see a lot of 17 wis folk... you and I are in the same situation!

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