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Stinky!

Research was needed to determine that human waste grosses us out? Well, duh. I am surprised that the stench of steamed brussels sprouts isn't included among the malodorous smells that most offend because quite frankly, I can't think of anything else that reeks as badly as poop than steamed brussels sprouts.

And I'll *never, ever* get a vomit scented thing to put in my fridge to promote dieting. *gag* just put a picture or a fake rubber pukie-chunk-splat on the door, if you must.

[Poll #15342]

Those FEET!

Date: 2002-01-07 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppie.livejournal.com
My sister's ex had the worst foot odor problem EVER! Poor guy hehehe!

One time, he came into our house and took off his shoes. My (now ex) husband immediately grabbed him by the shirt collar, pointed twards the bathroom like an angry father and said "get in there and wash those putrid things, boy!" hehehe

Another time, he came over to take a look at my broken washing machine. He started to remove his shoes, and I said "Oh, don't worry, you can just leave them on", but he took them off anyway.

After working on the machine for a bit, he cut his finger, and went to the bathroom to get a bandaid. No biggie. BUT.....when my husband got home from work, long after stinkfoot had left, he walked in the door and made a face "GAWD! Bill's been here!!!"

Still later, hubby walked into the bathroom and said "Jesus! He was in the bathroom, wasn't he? It even reeks in HERE!"


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Date: 2002-01-07 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yipes!!

Any way to contact the agency about the lax caregiverS?
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Date: 2002-01-09 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
ugh...I sympathise with you, but I feel worse for the people below...living like that has to be a nightmare.

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Date: 2002-01-07 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yikes! any way to report the caregivers, so the poor folks downstairs can live more clean?

Date: 2002-01-07 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherahi.livejournal.com
ok wait, I can still top some of those. Elephant seal shit rubbed into your hair and dried. How about penguin rookeries when they're all muddy so the shit is wet and REALLY stinky... ? Rotting whale carcasses? How about the necropsy room full of the rotting whale parts that were found on the beach and the team forgot to clean up so they kinda rotten more overnight with no refrigeration...?

Still, human diahrrea/baby shit first thing in the morning when you wake up and rush to their room, so you're not fully awake, will make me vomit every single time. So that has to be at the top of my worst list.

OH. Ok. Shithole in a village in the middle of nowhere, and its like overflowing cause they haven't moved it. That made me vomit.

Wait wait, how about rotted fish that haven't digested in the stomach of a pelican because he's infested with stomach worms of sometype, and so when you open him up to remove a hook it all comes pouring out, worms and hook and fish and all. That's rank.

Give me some time to think about it. I can come up with a few more. That human smelly shit first thing in the AM though. THAT will make me vomit every time.

Your rank oj sounds fragrant.

I do have to agree, rank foot odor is pretty damn bad.

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Date: 2002-01-08 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I call the recropsy room as the most stinky in my imagination.

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Date: 2002-01-08 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherahi.livejournal.com
Yah, that was stinky.

The madagascar shithole was the worse. Reviewing the list. I literally got one whiff and tossed my cookies right then and there.

Date: 2002-01-08 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunalyn.livejournal.com
Rotting flesh. Not that I have been around any dead people but I did work as a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) in an old folks home once upon a time. In the facility I worked in we got 20 patients from a home that was closed due to neglect. All of the patients had bedsores. Some of them were as small as a dime others, well.. I am getting the "pukey feeling" just thinking about it. Basically, a bedsore is rotted flesh, and by far the grosses smelling thing on the planet. the entire wing smelled like rotting flesh for almost three months. I lost 10 pounds during that time because I couldn't eat.

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Date: 2002-01-08 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Necrotic flesh is certainly up there in "reeksville"

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