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Radio-watchElegant. Stylish. Rugged.

Just a few of the words used to describe the newest ComMaster 300 radio-watch from Hawks Industries. It looks great with the finest formal wear, and is tough enough to endure the most extreme environments. With its titanium frame, it can withstand up to 1000kg of pressure, and the vacuum sealed interior allows it to continue operating in any athmosphere... even space!

Do yourself a favor and invest in the most reliable communications timepiece available. For those who depend on their accessories, there's simply no substitute.

When I'm a superhero, That's the first tool I'm buying.

Date: 2002-01-05 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
it looks like a bathroom scale

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Date: 2002-01-05 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'd *love* a brushed metal bathroom scale, rated for space communications!

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Date: 2002-01-05 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
but does it tell your fortune?

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Date: 2002-01-05 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
hmm... maybe the MkII model.

Date: 2002-01-05 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherahi.livejournal.com
I dunno... It doesn't look very 'cool' to me.

Plus its not a GPS/altitude/weather predicting instrument. NOR does it play MP3s. When it does all that, wake me up.

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Date: 2002-01-05 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Aww... you ask too much!

This is for a crimefighter of the 50s!

Date: 2002-01-06 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yoames.livejournal.com
It looks like a bathroom scale. Do you suppose it can serve as both?

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Date: 2002-01-06 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
heh... you're the 2nd person to say that!

perhaps it's got that as a hidden purpose...

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