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*loooong stretch*

Hrum... hoom.

Ugh.. am I still at work?

I've decided to take the last week of January off. That's a nice week of the several I have accrued, and maybe I'll take the first week of February as well, if things are slow enough to allow it.

I think pee should be the same color as what you drank. It would be so much fun, like a game. You could be at a urinal and say "Hey, I don't remember drinking that!".

Pink, orange, blue, whatever color cola is, purple, everyday is a new adventure. If you drink water, it should be automatically attached to whatever you drank prior, giving it a shiny finish, like the gloss on a Skittle.

Beer and apple juice would be pretty boring, tomato juice may be a bit scary, but it would be worth it for the milk pee.

It would be a great metabolism barometer too.

I guess we can't have everything though. Asking to have multicolor urine is just too much, and I respect boundries. But wouldn't it be just great? Don't get me started on poop.

Ok, if not urine, how about toenail colors?

Date: 2002-01-02 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
you must be a huge fan of purple grape juice

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Date: 2002-01-02 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm a big drinker of Cranberry/ Orange.

Date: 2002-01-02 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
you know, I prefer grapefruit/orange myself. or apple. but milk is always #1. I'm a big kid at heart ;-)

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Date: 2002-01-02 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
ah! chocolate milk is a wonder, too!

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Date: 2002-01-02 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
you know, I've never liked chocolate milk? baffled many people as a kid ;-) and that strawberry power they came out it.... ick.

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Date: 2002-01-02 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh, strawberry milk is ok, but not liking chocolate...

do you like it served in other textures?

Date: 2002-01-02 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
hmmmm..... could ice cream and pudding be considerd other textures? then yes indeedy ;-) you know, come to think about it, I think that's what it is for me, all about texture. I like chocolate ice cream, but not milk. like coffee ice cream, but not coffee. there's something about a liquidy texture I don't like in some things.

I'm just odd, I guess ;-)

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Date: 2002-01-02 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
certainly!

Ice cream, milk-chocolate bars, pudding... :)

well, as long as you can get your required does of cocoa bean!

Date: 2002-01-02 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-corax898.livejournal.com
I urinated in the color of Delaware Punch once, but may have been dreaming...

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Date: 2002-01-02 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
What color is that?

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Date: 2002-01-02 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh, that's keeeeeeen!!

Date: 2002-01-02 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hissyfit.livejournal.com
a friend of mine (no, really...) told me that drinking a gallon or two of super-concentrated blue kool-aid, you'll end up with greenish blue poop and possibly with green pee. also, if you eat massive amounts of watermellon or flamin hot cheetos, you'll have red poop. :) how festive for the holidays, eh?

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Date: 2002-01-02 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I know that if you can poop white if your liver is malfunctioning... hmm... red poop. sounds like a coprolite!

Date: 2002-01-02 05:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
I hope that buttermilk pee wouldn't make those streaks on the bowl, though.

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Date: 2002-01-02 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
true...stain control is a must.

Date: 2002-01-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
Vacation? Are you coming to Maryland??????? That'd ROCK!

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Date: 2002-01-02 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Not for that particular week, but I'd like to come to Maryland sometime soon... perhaps with my 2nd week of vacation time. I'd like to coordinate that with the folks I know there to maximize funtime. :)

Date: 2002-01-02 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
Hey I have a tour of the "Metro escalators of DC" (one of wch is theGuiness Book of records longest)that'll knock your socks off! I even do a little narrative ala "You are now descending into Dante's Inferno" that drives all my friends crazy.

And oh oh the Guiness Book of records largest garbage can is in Baltimore along with a giant moving sculpture of Divine dressed in her Pink Flamingos costumne....this place is a veritable pop culture mecca :D

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Date: 2002-01-02 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Keen! :)

I'm all for seeing the best fun spots! :)

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