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Jan. 2nd, 2002 04:38 pm*loooong stretch*
Hrum... hoom.
Ugh.. am I still at work?
I've decided to take the last week of January off. That's a nice week of the several I have accrued, and maybe I'll take the first week of February as well, if things are slow enough to allow it.
I think pee should be the same color as what you drank. It would be so much fun, like a game. You could be at a urinal and say "Hey, I don't remember drinking that!".
Pink, orange, blue, whatever color cola is, purple, everyday is a new adventure. If you drink water, it should be automatically attached to whatever you drank prior, giving it a shiny finish, like the gloss on a Skittle.
Beer and apple juice would be pretty boring, tomato juice may be a bit scary, but it would be worth it for the milk pee.
It would be a great metabolism barometer too.
I guess we can't have everything though. Asking to have multicolor urine is just too much, and I respect boundries. But wouldn't it be just great? Don't get me started on poop.
Ok, if not urine, how about toenail colors?
Hrum... hoom.
Ugh.. am I still at work?
I've decided to take the last week of January off. That's a nice week of the several I have accrued, and maybe I'll take the first week of February as well, if things are slow enough to allow it.
I think pee should be the same color as what you drank. It would be so much fun, like a game. You could be at a urinal and say "Hey, I don't remember drinking that!".
Pink, orange, blue, whatever color cola is, purple, everyday is a new adventure. If you drink water, it should be automatically attached to whatever you drank prior, giving it a shiny finish, like the gloss on a Skittle.
Beer and apple juice would be pretty boring, tomato juice may be a bit scary, but it would be worth it for the milk pee.
It would be a great metabolism barometer too.
I guess we can't have everything though. Asking to have multicolor urine is just too much, and I respect boundries. But wouldn't it be just great? Don't get me started on poop.
Ok, if not urine, how about toenail colors?
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Date: 2002-01-02 02:03 pm (UTC)do you like it served in other textures?
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Date: 2002-01-02 02:06 pm (UTC)I'm just odd, I guess ;-)
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Date: 2002-01-02 02:12 pm (UTC)Ice cream, milk-chocolate bars, pudding... :)
well, as long as you can get your required does of cocoa bean!
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Date: 2002-01-02 07:04 pm (UTC)And oh oh the Guiness Book of records largest garbage can is in Baltimore along with a giant moving sculpture of Divine dressed in her Pink Flamingos costumne....this place is a veritable pop culture mecca :D
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Date: 2002-01-02 07:10 pm (UTC)I'm all for seeing the best fun spots! :)