"Hey, Scotto, the program doesn't work."
"No?"
"No."
"Oh, the duece you say."
"Well... why?"
"I don't know. What error did it give you?"
"Error?"
"Yes, error. I'm assuming that you know that it doesn't work because you got an error."
"Yeah."
"Well, what was it?"
"Um. It said 'Failure' or something."
"'Or something'?"
"Yeah."
"Well, then. Thanks for that exhaustive problem report. I'll get right on it."
[update] 2:20pm
Error corrected, when it turns out the printer was out of paper. Blarg.
"No?"
"No."
"Oh, the duece you say."
"Well... why?"
"I don't know. What error did it give you?"
"Error?"
"Yes, error. I'm assuming that you know that it doesn't work because you got an error."
"Yeah."
"Well, what was it?"
"Um. It said 'Failure' or something."
"'Or something'?"
"Yeah."
"Well, then. Thanks for that exhaustive problem report. I'll get right on it."
[update] 2:20pm
Error corrected, when it turns out the printer was out of paper. Blarg.
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Date: 2001-12-18 11:11 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-12-18 11:14 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-12-18 11:18 am (UTC)Now can you tell me where the "any" key is?
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Date: 2001-12-18 11:20 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-12-18 11:21 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2001-12-18 11:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-12-18 11:15 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-12-18 11:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-12-18 01:22 pm (UTC)also "don't your {public} computers have {program name}? they didn't buy it? oh......? well, could you put it on for me?"
and my fave "how do you email?"
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Date: 2001-12-18 01:34 pm (UTC)soooo many....
I'm sure you empathize.
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Date: 2001-12-18 01:42 pm (UTC)