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[scottobear]

Get a new company harassment policy in the mail. There's a list of NOs, kind of like you'd see at a hotel pool. I've only had the list in my possession for a second but No. 5 is already my favorite: No Taunting.

Man. That's going to be tough.

Not a lot happenning today... Dale's back, and Sappho's out and about, so I'm sort of chugging steadily along, wrapped a few holiday presents, even! I suspect that come 5pm, things are going to get tricky.

Ol' Dirty Bastard is on the radio. "It's all good," he says.

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[i.livejournal.com]

well, since i don't work there, feel free to taunt me :)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm... I wonder if I'm allowed to taunt *from* work, if it's not *at* work.

I need clarification.

Would writing a memo for clarification be considered taunting them?

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[i.livejournal.com]

only if you deliver it in the crack of your butt.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm... so much for that method. Pneumatic tube.

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[i.livejournal.com]

just saying pneumatic tube could be considered sexual harrassment. i say you better just go home and take a day to think about it.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I think you're right... I wonder if they have my email monitored?

wait a minute... I'm the email admin... no worries!

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[i.livejournal.com]

hehe good thing!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

dern tootin. actually, it's pretty free, inless very large files pass through... people sending whole hard-drives to an email account that bounces it back are my biggest problem there.

What???

[zoe.livejournal.com]

No Taunting? That is lame... I taunt on a daily basis. I wouldn't last one minute there!

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[ex-sanssouci422.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I don't think it'll last... taunting is a required skill around here!