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That's Not A Pipe Bomb, That's A... um.. never mind...
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Stuck to a 10-inch plastic pipe and covered in black electrical tape, the device sure looked like a pipe bomb. Especially since a little remote control was attached to it by a thin wire.

But a woman named Sue didn't take the time to read the words "Swedish erotica" on the remote when she spotted it atop a toilet in the men's room of Coffee Time Donuts.

The Life Of A Zoo Sperm Bank Worker
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Wildlife Reserves Singapore (WRS), which runs the Singapore Zoo,has set up a bank of sperm and animal tissue in order to help preserve species.

The thankless task of collecting the sperm falls to Mr. Binatang's, starting his rounds at 4 a.m. "We start so early in the morning because a lot of the animals have 'morning glory' when they wake up, and it's easier to collect the sperm...

"I never thought I'd be giving an orang-utan a hand job every morning," he said somewhat ruefully. "And he is the worst, he expects to be kissed first. "As we approached the orang-utan enclosure, we saw the Zoo's most famous resident lying casually on his back, hands behind his head, and sporting a huge erection.

Date: 2001-11-14 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
:) the orangutan :) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Date: 2001-11-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
just looking for some monkey love!

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Date: 2001-11-14 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
roll him over and spank that monkey :)

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Date: 2001-11-14 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I guess he's picking up the rhesus-monkey karmic slack.

Date: 2001-11-14 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keith-london.livejournal.com
Mr. Binatang? Translated from the Malay, that means Mr. Animal!

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Date: 2001-11-14 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Really? I guess the name fits the job!

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