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Pebbles Flintstone was born (on TV) 7 years to the day before I was. (Though I wasn't on TV).

The scariest thing about Weebles was that you can't lie them on their side to indicate when one is sleeping or dead.

I saw a bus-stop ad yesterday that read, "I scream, you scream, we all scream for pork tenderloin."

Weebles may wobble but if you drop one from a helicopter hovering a few feet over an active volcano, they will indeed fall down. That's gravity, you know. Not only will they fall, they will melt. It's true. And the same goes for your sun glasses and random objects you can find sitting around inside the helicopter. Oh yeah. Helicopter pilots don't like it when you throw random things from the helicopter into an active volcano. Remember that. It's important.

Date: 2001-10-20 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemii.livejournal.com
barbie and i have the same birthday. (not year though)

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Date: 2001-10-21 06:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2001-10-20 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmellie.livejournal.com
God talk about collective consciousness. I just entitled my last post "weebles wabble but they dont' fall down.' course, I've been drinking...I think drunk weebles would fall down. don't you?

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Date: 2001-10-21 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I think they would, if you could find a way to get them to drink... mostly teetotallers, the weebles.

Date: 2001-10-21 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isis.livejournal.com
I saw the same pork thing on a truck. I thought it was...interesting and nauseating. ;-)

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Date: 2001-10-21 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
How bizarre!

I keep thinking of my least appetising ice cream flavor...pork sherbert.

Date: 2001-10-21 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isis.livejournal.com
What about chocolate pork ice cream or pork bits instead of sprinkles?

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Date: 2001-10-21 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
bacon bits on vanilla ice cream might not be too bad...

Date: 2001-10-21 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isis.livejournal.com
I'm not talking baco-bits (which I heard on a show about tofu last night that Baco-bits were the first commercial soy product). I mean sprinkled pork. Eww.

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Date: 2001-10-21 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I know.. I was trying to think of any porkish substance in ice cream... it's all yeck!

Date: 2001-10-21 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filleinvisible.livejournal.com
Lay the Weeble in question on its side. Place a rock or heavy object upon its little cone shaped head. There! It's asleep! It's dead! Hooray!




Oh - a rock works better because it has a rough surface.

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Date: 2001-10-21 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
it's not asleep! it's pinned!!

Who sleeps with a rock on their head?

However, a good way to kill weebles is to drop rocks on them. I will keep that in mind.

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Date: 2001-10-21 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filleinvisible.livejournal.com
Work with me here Scotto.

How about a pillow fashioned from some tape? Would that be better?

And maybe it is asleep. It got pinned, got tired from struggling, and fell asleep.

*sticks out tongue*

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Date: 2001-10-21 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
*grins.

You're right, of course.

I bow before your supreme ingenuity.

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Date: 2001-10-21 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
*bows deeper*

Date: 2001-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorkgirl.livejournal.com
I used to have a little weeble family, and they came complete with a weeble *bed*!! I used to get so infuriated, trying to get the damned things to lie in their little bed! After several weeks of frustration, a ball-peen hammer solved the problem quite nicely. *laugh*

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Date: 2001-10-22 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's just *wrong* to give weebles beds!


sakes! what were they thinking? the sadists.

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