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Oh, man.

what's with cottonelle "rollwipes?"

pre-wetted toilet paper?

Have you seen the commercials? Wet, rained on tushies? (I don't know, I think of them covered in feces, being as it's a tp thing.

ickies. a cross between dry tp and a bidet!

Date: 2001-10-20 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
for that fresh feeling...

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Date: 2001-10-20 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
that "just wiped down with a car wash rag feeling!"

Date: 2001-10-20 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomi.livejournal.com
I heard that they were going to make those, but I hadn't yet seen advertising for it. The pictures weird me out.. "Clean in a Crowd".

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Date: 2001-10-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yeah... does that mean all tohse other tushies are covered in... ickies?

Date: 2001-10-20 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomi.livejournal.com
ew I don't know, it's just wrong in so many ways.

If I go to someone's house and all they have is that stuff in their bathroom I just hope I have kleenex in my purse.

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Date: 2001-10-20 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
well, hopefully it's just a fancy wet-nap, and not so "drenched"

Date: 2001-10-20 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomi.livejournal.com
Still makes me cringe. ;)

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Date: 2001-10-20 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
better a cringe than a 'pucker'

Date: 2001-10-20 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
LOL. interesting site they have. I've never seen so many butt close ups in one place- I love the sumo wrestler zoom in.

they, um, need a new ad agency, I think :-P

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Date: 2001-10-20 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
likewise! I think if shown in another light, they would sell better. :)

Date: 2001-10-20 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
my little brother calls them asswipes!

LMAO!

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Date: 2001-10-20 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
sounds like a winner in the marketing department!

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Date: 2001-10-20 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
for real yo!

hehe

Date: 2001-10-20 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmellie.livejournal.com
I can't access the site....but couldn't you just use baby wipes if you wanted that...wet icky feeling?

anyway, what is the correct spelling of feces? I saw someone spell it like faeces once. and various other ways. feces is my way of spelling it. on the rare occasions I do. usually I use the other terms that aren't quite so nice;)

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Date: 2001-10-20 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
both ways are correct.

according to websters -

Faeces \F[ae]"ces\, n.pl. [L. faex, pl. faeces, dregs.] Excrement; ordure; also, settlings; sediment after infusion or distillation. [Written also feces.]

Date: 2001-10-20 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmellie.livejournal.com
wow. I'm speechless. who would have though feces had too spellings. seriously.

thanks..... that's cool in a gross screwup kinda way....

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Date: 2001-10-21 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yeah... I usually spell it "poop" :)

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