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[scottobear]

http://www.nipguards.com/

All silly pictures aside, this isn't a joke. NipGuards, LLC manufactures and sells a patented product that prevents nipple chafing and abrasion.

a testimonial - Recently when I ran a road race, I too became a victim. A victim of nipple abrasion. It was about half way through the race that I noticed my nipples becoming tender. When I checked them out at the end of the race, I saw that they had been rubbed raw. So raw that they were bleeding. Can you imagine the embarrassment and ridicule I endured? It was horrible. Now that I have my Nipguards, I can now concentrate on my running, not my bleading nips, and give 100% everytime. It is because of Nipguards that I can now stay in shape and keep on runnin'. Thanks Nipguards!

Comments

[ex-dcl.livejournal.com]

An intriguing product, and I'd be willing to bet that they sell rather well.....

However...being an XD Force, I've certainly no need for such things....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

you say that now... but wait and see how the effects of 27 different dimensions and laws of physics begin to chafe your XD nipples!

Funny you mention.....

[ex-dcl.livejournal.com]

I had noticed a slight chafing when drawing near certain dimensional rifts....

But, since I am an Extra Dimensional Force, I shouldn't have to worry....as I will be outside of said dimensions....

Nothing to fear....unless that little theory that "Sliders" was based on really is true, in that for every possible reality there is a seperate dimesion.....

Beware the chafed nip dimension.

Re: Funny you mention.....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

right you are. they could chafe clean off, onto a pepperoni pizza!

Re: Funny you mention.....

[ex-dcl.livejournal.com]

What a....revolting concept.

How many chafed nip's have we collectively eaten?

ew.

Re: Funny you mention.....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm... hard to say... the world may never know.

[sunshine-two.livejournal.com]

ROFL

Makes you think that these guys should just wear a bra ;)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

sports bras for male runners... not a bad idea!

[nottoneedyou.livejournal.com]

Ok, that is the best website I have ever seen. I never knew that such a condition would exist, but now I am glad I have been informed and should anyone ever come to me with this problem, I can now promptly help them out and point them in the right direction.

the funniest thing was on the endorsment page: "Joe LeMay experiencing nipple chafing at the 1999 Boston Marathon. He was the first U.S. finisher with a time of 2:16:11"

man, such good times.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

one less thing to distract him, like bleeding nipples. I may never watch a newscast about marathon runners again,without looking for bleeding nips.

[sweetalyssm.livejournal.com]

I'd tease him for his stickers, rather than his burns

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I think they need to put pictures of mipples on the stickers!

hmmmm?

[shoo.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it would be considered nude if one would wear these to layout in the sun.

just a thought. Ö

Re: hmmmm?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

depends on the city, I bet. most 'topless' bars in the wrong city get away with pasties.

Making a Tit of oneself -

[dexterx.livejournal.com]

I don't think it is bleeding nipples that out Nipple Abrasion Victim minds - it is the method of inducing the effect - his preference is other "endurance events" which are more punishing over the "longer distance" - There is more than one reason as to why he shaves his legs - Perhaps a victim support group is in order - No doubt the clinical trails of Nip Guards may have been limited - the result being LLC will face a class action from sufferers of NDS (Nipple Deformity Syndrome) being men with unusual nipples bought about through the method of attachment and prolonged use in endurance events - it could go on and on and on..