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Oct. 11th, 2001 03:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobear
The Monkey brain edibility probe is now on the market, disguised as a 'healing massage device'. don't believe it. The Jiffy-pop Apes are simply using your desire for comfortable scalps to thier own advantage. Don't succumb! Next thing you know, you'll be showing your nipples to complete strangers. Settle on boobypops instead.
Just you wait, you'll see... but then it'll be far too late for me to help you.
Maybe it's time to call in the anti-primate revenge squad... sadly, humans are primates too. I wonder if the kittens in capes can possibly make things right?
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Date: 2001-10-11 12:41 pm (UTC)Amnesia is one of the side-effects of monkey brain-chew.
do you remember when we left earth in the giant space arks?
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Date: 2001-10-11 12:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2001-10-11 05:12 pm (UTC)I remember you from the flight crew.
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Date: 2001-10-11 12:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-10-11 01:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-10-11 05:45 pm (UTC)"Bring on those lice infested, brain eating, snot nosed boogerheads!"
so I'm assuming it's a yes. :}
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Date: 2001-10-11 05:58 pm (UTC)Yikes!
In the event of monkey mayhem, "Super Kitty" has reassured me that she'll protect my private tidbits...
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Date: 2001-10-11 05:15 pm (UTC)The Orgasmatron
Date: 2001-10-11 02:59 pm (UTC)That is not a Monkey brain edibility probe, silly, it is the red copper coded Orgasmatron (http://www.orgasmatron.com.au)!
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Date: 2001-10-11 05:15 pm (UTC)