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For all you women entering that odd time called menopause and have been told that doing Kegel exercises will help strengthen your uterus so that you don't have "leakage" in your older age.
Ever wonder if men have problems as they get older and if they can strengthen their own appendages?



You're not going to believe this, but there really are male Kegel exercises to help guys strengthen their appendages. Isn't that something? All these years men have worried about how long it is, and now they have to worry about how strong it is. I'm not saying that makes up for labor pains, menstruation, and breast cancer, but at least guys don't have it all their way.

Kegel exercises were popularized in the 1940s and '50s by California gynecologist Arnold Kegel as a way of strengthening the pelvic muscles, specifically the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle. Ever make yourself stop urinating before you were done? The PC muscle is what you used to do it. The primary purpose of Kegel exercises was and is control of urinary incontinence in older women. But a side benefit--and the main reason younger people have heard of Kegel--is that the exercises tauten the muscles of the vagina, thereby increasing the enjoyment of both (or however many) participants during sexual intercourse. Women are said to experience easier and more intense orgasms, and some climax, or climax during intercourse, for the first time in their lives.

Turns out Kegel exercises are useful for men, too. Older men often have urinary incontinence due to enlargement of the prostate, and Kegel exercises improve bladder control. (The exercises basically consist of repeatedly tensing the PC muscle--for instructions, see http://www.mwsexual.com/readingroom/articles/kegel-exercises.htm .) Sexual benefits include more intense orgasms, increased angle of erection, reduced risk of impotence, and--this is the one I think is interesting--increased distance of ejaculation.

Increased distance? Kegel exercises are the answer. (Dr. del Rosario, warning, some gutter talk there, who brings new meaning to the phrase "bedside manner," divagates on this topic at length at http://www.terranovamed.com/ArticlePages/Prostate1.html .)

Whatever may be said for Kegel exercises, one of the best ways of exercising the pelvic muscles, from both a urological and sexual standpoint, is sex. For men, ejaculation removes prostatic fluid and reduces the size of the prostate. For women . . . well, one reliable female source attributes her well-toned vagina, excellent urinary control, and unprolapsed uterus to daily orgasms. I can't help thinking that if everybody were to follow her lead (follow her lead, not follow her home, you deves), the world would be a happier place.

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Two more tidbits: (1) K-Y jelly was originally sold just to medical types and wasn't offered to consumers until 1981, which may surprise those who think it's always been standard boudoir equipment. (2) Several "line extensions" of the product have been introduced, e.g., a liquid version. A couple years ago an on-line wag thought up another one: KY2K jelly, which allows you to fit four digits where only two would go before. And you wonder why I love the Internet.
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Date: 2001-09-28 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I know! speed, velocity... scary.

Date: 2001-09-28 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-niwi603.livejournal.com
Men can place a damp washcloth (damp for the added weight) on their erect penis** while standing, and raise and lower it to exercise their kegels.


**I originally typed 'penix' lmao :)

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Date: 2001-09-28 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
interesting!

and handy, if you don't have a washcloth rack!

Date: 2001-10-02 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm posting anonymously because, well, I sorta browsed my way over here, and nobody knows me, and this might make you think I'm weird. ;)

Anyway:

http://www.very.net/~nikolai/penix/

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Date: 2001-10-02 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
welcome, and thanks for stopping by.

all input is welcome as long as it's friendly!

swing by again, and thanks for the link!

Date: 2001-10-03 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-niwi603.livejournal.com
For god's sake, wo/man! No one who provides linkage of that quality should be afraid to identify themselves :)

Date: 2001-09-28 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonita.livejournal.com
I have a friend who's done his exercises, so to speak. I'll point this out to him later. He may have some comments.

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Date: 2001-09-28 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
great! I'll be interested in hearing he take on it.
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Re: Also, if you like...

Date: 2001-09-28 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
excellent! I appreciate the input!

Date: 2001-09-28 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirenity.livejournal.com
Aaaahhhh ~ what a fountain of information you are! =)

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Date: 2001-09-28 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Happy to spread the info around!
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From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
an interesting observation. thanks for sharing!

Date: 2001-09-28 05:54 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (balcony)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Increased distance?
Is there some kind of competition?
Will this someday be an Olympic event?
Hey, I'm going for the gold!

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Date: 2001-09-28 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hmmph...

doesn't accuracy count for anything anymore?

Date: 2001-09-28 06:32 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (gerr1)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Heh. My guess is that it would be like putting the shot or hurling the javelin: You're okay, as long as you don't hit the any of the guys doing the measuring. :P

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Date: 2001-09-28 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh, that's too funny for words.


*cracking up

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