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Plan to get laid at Dragon-Con 2001 fails.

CALHOUN FALLS, SC—Garry Melcher's plans to have sexual intercourse at last weekend's DragonCon 2001 were unsuccessful, the 27-year-old comic-book collector and science-fiction fan conceded Tuesday.

"I was really hoping to meet some ladies at DragonCon for a little of the old horizontal bop," said Melcher, who has been unwillingly celibate for the last 17 months. "It didn't really pan out, though."

*cue the theme from "The Twilight Zone"*

Date: 2001-09-05 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
Hoot! I was so totally going to post that link in my journal about 2 hours ago. Only, I was at school and I didn't want to log into LJ from a public computer. You beat me to the punch, Scotto old bean. Cheers!

Re: *cue the theme from "The Twilight Zone"*

Date: 2001-09-05 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
*laughs

great minds! :)

Man, a big bucket of folks from LJ went, too. :)

Date: 2001-09-05 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applelard.livejournal.com
LOL! What a weirdo.

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Date: 2001-09-05 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Oh, bet he's pretty close to the standard template. :)

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Date: 2001-09-05 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
;) yeah... ah well, there's somebody for everybody.

Date: 2001-09-05 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherahi.livejournal.com
I need to read The Onion more. That is HYS-TER-I-CAL. THANK YOU for posting that. :D

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Date: 2001-09-05 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
quite welcome. :) I'm glad you're enjoying it.

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