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Aug. 31st, 2001 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearAn old woman thinks a dog looks like her husband, so she gives it a cigar and cane, and a golf club.
"I am not your husband," said the dog. "I am a dog."
"But you look like my husband", said the woman.
"But I am not your husband", said the dog.
"You keep saying that," said the woman. "But you are wrong, wrong, wrong. I have seen you drive a family sedan and read the sports section and belch and watch football and earn money and take out the garbage and make love and raise children and drink beer like my husband. "
"But I bark like a dog!", said the dog.
"You bark like my husband.", said the woman.
"I am not your husband," said the dog. "I am a dog."
"But you look like my husband", said the woman.
"But I am not your husband", said the dog.
"You keep saying that," said the woman. "But you are wrong, wrong, wrong. I have seen you drive a family sedan and read the sports section and belch and watch football and earn money and take out the garbage and make love and raise children and drink beer like my husband. "
"But I bark like a dog!", said the dog.
"You bark like my husband.", said the woman.
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Date: 2001-08-31 05:35 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-31 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-08-31 06:48 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-31 06:49 pm (UTC)for the sound of one hand clapping is a bark.
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Date: 2001-08-31 07:13 pm (UTC)I thought that bark was coming from the tree that fell in the forest.
(I'm sorry. Very, very sorry!)
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Date: 2001-08-31 07:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-08-31 07:33 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-31 07:48 pm (UTC)