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[scottobear]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and establishes
whether you are qualified to be a "professional".

Scroll down for the answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.

.2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
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Wrong Answer :

Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.


Correct Answer :
Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer :
The Elephant.The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.


OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions,
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:
You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Andersen
Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Comments

[lique.livejournal.com]

I wonder what it says about me that I answered the first with "cut it up into wee little pieces ..." ;)

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

Funny, the only one I got wrong was the last one and that was because I was trying to think of a way to "send" the crocs to the gathering so I could cross, so I gave up. LOL

It just goes to show you, a child's mind is never wasted, but growups have lots to learn. ;)