Conspiracy or good marketing?
Jul. 22nd, 2001 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearOlestra, the fake fat that, according to the warning label - "induces nausea, loose stool and anal leakage"
Olestra was developed by procter and gamble... what are that outfit's top selling products?
Pepto Bismol
Charmin Toilet Paper
Attends Adult Diapers
See a connection?
Olestra was developed by procter and gamble... what are that outfit's top selling products?
Pepto Bismol
Charmin Toilet Paper
Attends Adult Diapers
See a connection?
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Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:19 pm (UTC)Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:25 pm (UTC)Pfiser makes duelling drugs too...
rogaine, which cures baldness (in some) and causes impotence.
viagra, increces erections, but causes baldness!
Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:30 pm (UTC)Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:31 pm (UTC)Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:35 pm (UTC)Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:36 pm (UTC)And golly you're fast with that reply button!
Re: Mercenary...
Date: 2001-07-22 06:37 pm (UTC)Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:44 pm (UTC)Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:47 pm (UTC)He's one of my top 5 cutest cartoonies!
Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:51 pm (UTC)Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:53 pm (UTC)boo-boo bear
Mr Sniffles.(mouse)
droopy dawg
that little black kitten that kneads Marc Antony's back.
Droopy Dawg
Date: 2001-07-22 06:55 pm (UTC)Re: Droopy Dawg
Date: 2001-07-22 07:05 pm (UTC)Hello, Folks.
Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:50 pm (UTC)go play basketball with them! :)
Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:52 pm (UTC)Re: Kabong!
Date: 2001-07-22 06:53 pm (UTC)It's a vicious cycle.
Date: 2001-07-22 06:45 pm (UTC)Same thing with the cosmetics companies. They give you mascara to make lashes thicker, and they make it waterproof so it won't smear. Then they give you makeup remover so you can take it out. The remover makes your skin oily so they give you toners. The toner makes you paler, so they give you tanning lotions... ugh.
Gimme good old soap and water. :) (Soap makes your skin dry, so you buy....) Oy.
no subject
maybe i'll stick my head in the sand for a while
Re:
Date: 2001-07-22 06:31 pm (UTC)I'm a big Girl
*places back of hand on forehead*
:P
Re: I'm a big Girl
Date: 2001-07-22 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-07-23 03:05 am (UTC)"Pass the chips, please."
"Oops... I already did."
Re:
Date: 2001-07-23 05:38 am (UTC)gross, but funny...
Date: 2001-07-23 05:38 am (UTC)When the stuff first came out in snack foods, I was working at the hotel. I was working 2nd shift, and my relief for 3rd shift came in looking a little rough.
"What's wrong? Are you ok?" I asked him.
"Let me give you a word of advice," he said. "DON'T eat the Pringles with olestra in them."
"Why not?" I asked.
"I can tell you why in two words. 'OIL FARTS.'"
Me and the other person there couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes after that.
Poor guy! LOL
Re: gross, but funny...
Date: 2001-07-23 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-07-23 05:42 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-07-23 05:43 am (UTC)I'm glad you leave 'em alone these dayys!