the designer's lament. grr! Poor Mike, me, and everyone else that makes things webly.

[scottobear]

Author: So, you've had a chance to look over the changes I want made to the online article, yes? When can I expect to see them?
Mike: Well, I had a couple of questions about that.
Author: Yes?
Mike: Uh... I've been looking at the changes, and it seems... I just wanted to make sure I understood...
Author: Yes?
Mike: ...that you want your tables to, uh, look like ass.
Author: Yes. The tables are unsatisfactory as they currently appear.
Mike: So you want us to change them, so that they look like ass.
Author: Correct.
Mike: Total ass.
Author: That's right.
Mike: You want us to take these perfectly clear and well-formatted tables... and turn them, basically you want us to turn them into an ass-cream sundae.
Author: Exactly.
Mike: With extra ass-sauce on top.
Author: You are exactly right.
Mike: ...
Author: ...
Mike: ...
Author: So when can I expect to see those changes?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/delusion_/]

Thanks for making me fall out of my chair laughing at that one. Oh man.. heh.

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

You know the feeling, no doubt!

[ckirkman.livejournal.com]

CHUNK!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/delusion_/]

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ya lahk the goonies, eh?! :)

[ojdorson.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds great!

You guys hiring? I'm getting bored where I am now!

I can make things look ass-ly!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Nah, we're currently firing. :) Too much talent!