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Interesting factoids about me:

I'm a goliath at 6'6" tall with long brown hair and blue eyes.
My first real job was page at the local library, helping folks find information, and I've loved the idea ever since.
I've been a vegetarian for a little bit over a decade.
I haven't driven a car in over 4 years, and haven't had a proper permit in well over 8.
I am incredibly fortunate to have some wonderful friends in Danny, Dave and Cathi, who can be relied on to help me in times of dire need.
I like most childern and animals more than grownups.
I am a big fan of folklore and mythology.
I like women that are curvy.
I have a younger brother, who has been on TV and in magazines for professional Surfing.
Fall is my favourite season, green and purple my favourite colors.

Ten interesting lieoids about me:

The vegetarian thing doesn't extend to *human flesh*.
My cat is really a spy, and plans on killing me once his mission is done here.
I love the musical stylings of Yoko Ono.
I can smell when women are 'having that time'.
I've spent over 1/3 of my life in jail, for a crime I didn't commit... but I don't mind because they never caught me for something far worse.
I long for the a return of the sensibilities of the '50s. the 1450's.
When intimate with someone, a sign of my love is my falsetto yodels.
While I openly admit the rulers of the earth are giant ants, I rarely talk about the queen cheese that controls their drone-like actions.
I secretly admire Rush Limbaugh.
Everything I say is clever ventriloquism from my anus.

Date: 2000-08-17 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mely.livejournal.com
YOU HAVE A TALENTED ANUS!!

and you are tall...

AND SCARY

or something

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Date: 2000-08-17 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Am I scary? I am Tall. (short for a big bear, though.)

My Anus has many talents... it knows the diff between solid, liquid, and gas, and will allow only those of that sort to pass, ad hold others back, until it desires to set them loose too.

It's also a beekeeper, and an accomplished accountant.

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Date: 2000-08-18 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mely.livejournal.com
yes!! the scary part is when you said you were not caught for the crime you DIDN'T commit....

EEK!!!!!!

hehehe

(i'm just joking bout the scary stuff..)

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Date: 2000-08-18 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mely.livejournal.com
erp... i mean did commit.... hehe

Date: 2000-08-17 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintygirl.livejournal.com
thank you for spreading the love! and the cult of the trashy escapist romance novels readers.

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Date: 2000-08-17 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
my pleasure! Who doesn't love 'em?

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Date: 2000-08-18 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintygirl.livejournal.com
apparently, not short_ankh! but we'll win him over to trashy escapist romance novels soon. heh.

and your secret spy name is

Date: 2000-08-17 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoe.livejournal.com
Cacptain Cheese the Second. Um I know that someplace somewhere in my lifetime I must have done something very good (or is it bad?) to deserve two such twisted and interestingly humorous dudes in my existance....

oooo oooo a fan letter....::blushin'::

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