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Is anyone else tired of MesoAmerican blood cults using their extraterrestrial technologies to enslave the world into blood sacrifices for their corn gods?

Date: 2001-07-12 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newtrip.livejournal.com
am i ever! i asked them to stop doing that YEARS ago!

Re:

Date: 2001-07-12 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I know!

but Noooo! A bunch of Aztec Saucer men just lander, and took off with a bunch of old guys talking about bocci... what can you do?

Date: 2001-07-12 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newtrip.livejournal.com
they kicked sand on me at the beach and took my woman!!!

BASTARDS!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Have you tried working out, the Charles Atlas way?

or carrying a firearm?

Date: 2001-07-12 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newtrip.livejournal.com
well, i was reading something about the Atlas way, but then i was distracted by some dog about to pull some poor girl's bathing suit right off her lower torso!

i had to save her!

Re:

Date: 2001-07-12 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
*hands you x-ray spex, and a mind control hypno-disc.

go forth, and stop them, before it's too late!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newtrip.livejournal.com
i shall travel by way of my home-built hover craft made with parts from a vacume cleaner...

::has read too many back issues of popular science::

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
good luck! the time platform is set!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datawais.livejournal.com
I am.

I've written my congressman about it but I believe he is one of "them"...

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Congressman Acamapichtli, no doubt.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datawais.livejournal.com
He goes under the disguise of...Kennedy.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Yikes! Chippaquiddik (sp?) There's a blood sacrifice for you!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datawais.livejournal.com
Exactly!

Their evil ploys are insidious...(sigh) They imbibe "spirits" and infect other people with their horrid ways... Or drive them off bridges if they do not fall into rank with them

so tragic.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ted's bin a dipsomancer from day one.... sad how he has to keep killing members of his own family to remain in office, and power his undead-zombie bloat-body.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datawais.livejournal.com
And now that passes to the next generation...

It's a hideous and disgusting degeneration.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
True... hopefully the Catholic side of the Kennedy family will call in Arnie to take care of it, before ted eats the grandchildren.

Date: 2001-07-12 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billijean.livejournal.com
oh jeebus! tea out my nose again!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Time for another nasal douche!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billijean.livejournal.com
I'm gonna need one to get the green tea outta my nose!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
good thing you weren't drinking something with ice!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomi.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, that's getting so old. I wish they'd give it up already.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Seriously... it's so 1992.

Date: 2001-07-12 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billijean.livejournal.com
OMG!!! I was just talking about this!
I am tired of it!

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I know... once it's made it to Montel...

I'm just fed up with the whole thing.

Date: 2001-07-12 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billijean.livejournal.com
But really - what can we do about it? They're everywhere!

Re:

Date: 2001-07-12 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'd think the solution would be obvious...

it's time for another Scotto journey back through time.

I imagine going back to about 835 ad should do it.

the Aztecs might end up with step-pyramids, instead of skyscrapers, though... we'll see.

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billijean.livejournal.com
Really? Do you think it will work, Scotto? Can you really save us?

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Date: 2001-07-12 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Heck, I'm already done.

Got to love time travel.

Am I ever!!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
I wish they'd stop sending me telepathic instructions to carve giant pictographs in nearby cornfields. I haven't had a wink of sleep in months....

Re: Am I ever!!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh, that's not them... that was me... sorry. I was broadcasting on the Meyer frequency, trying to get dirty old men to carve warning signs to fend them off.

Erm...

Date: 2001-07-12 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
...does that mean I'm really a dirty old man??

Re: Erm...

Date: 2001-07-12 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
If you're not, you think enough like one to get the beam message.

Aha!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
So that's why I'm always feeling a strange compulsion to wear a trenchcoat with no pants....

Re: Aha!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Oh, um... nope... that's the LAPD mind control beam.

You've got to start wearing your tinfoil!

Date: 2001-07-12 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
we will one day control the world

Re:

Date: 2001-07-12 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Not if I can help it, heathen!

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's fine, as long as you don't push your aztec saucerman technology on me!

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
you will be converted, never you mind....

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
says you, you mind-controlled kennedy loving zombiepooch!

*hugs anyway*

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
kennedy loving?

what's that mean?

i don't know anybody named kennedy!

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
But Ted Kennedy controls the Aztec Cyborg army with the blood of his assassinated relations!

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
oh - ok i'm not one of them

i'm the boogie monster!!!

Re: Don't bring religion into this!

Date: 2001-07-12 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
EeK!

Hey! I like to boogie! :)

get down! get funky!

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