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My face has been scraped, the body soaped, steamed, pressed and rubbed. A healthy poop evacuated, and a breakfast composed of french toast, juice and coffee is due in about an hour. (I've decided to reward Danny for driving me all over creation by buying him breakfast before we get down to brass tacks.) I'm playing milk ring fetch with Newtie... he didn't want to snuggle this morning, too much in pounce-mode. I don't know why he gave up on paperwads, but I'm really happy he resumed milk rings and twist-ties.

Going to seek out apartments before work. I really hope something avails itself to me today.

a bone from allen ginsberg's skeleton is used to hammer a dulcimer. the resulting notes heal a sad bird that had fallen into a crippling cycle of narcissism after weighing its own talon.

Date: 2001-06-14 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-foom23660.livejournal.com
My family's cat used to bring home rubber bands and place them on the welcome mat. For years we were puzzled by this. We accused the mailman of dropping them there as he delivered the mail. Until one day, we spotted the cat trotting home triumphantly with rubber band in mouth. It was hilarious! Instead of bringing us dead things, she was leaving us rubber bands! There is a mailbox one house up from my parents' place, and she made it a part of her daily routine to snatch up the rubber bands dropped there by the mailman as he prepared for his route.

Cats are like kids. Buy them expensive, fancy toys, and they prefer the milk rings, rubber bands, paper bags, cardboard boxes, etc. Our cat was a twist tie-milk-ring cat also.

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Date: 2001-06-14 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
hee hee what a sweet little giver! I adore newt's toyplaying, too.

Date: 2001-06-15 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
"A healthy poop evacuated..."

heh

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Date: 2001-06-15 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hey! it had a great shape, and floated nicely. I'm proud.

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Date: 2001-06-15 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
ROFL!

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