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May. 20th, 2001 07:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearHas anyone actually seen Clutch? http://us.imdb.com/Title?0159364
very bizarre...
This Canadian movie is about an occult loser thief who nabs a magic book for his murderous patron. During the heist he kills the owner and leaves the body with his uptight brother and his internet-porn addicted roomie. On the way to make the delivery, his car breaks down and he has to get help from a female mechanic with lots of baggage. Lots of weirdness ensues, especially when people start reading the Book.
Paradoxes:
A Bibliophile who refuses to read.
A Mechanic who refuses to ride inside cars (this becomes a problem for her kidnappers when they are forced to drive slowly while she walks outside the car).
Cameo:
Tom Green as The Computer Gimp(!) who throws a fit when someone dares bring a book into his cybercafe.
Things that happen just as folks who play an RPG would try to do them:
Attempt made to hide a corpse by blowing it up with dynamite on a beach
Tazering a Priest when caught in the apparent act of necrophilia
Using a Prince song for a eulogy at Skinhead funeral service
very bizarre...
This Canadian movie is about an occult loser thief who nabs a magic book for his murderous patron. During the heist he kills the owner and leaves the body with his uptight brother and his internet-porn addicted roomie. On the way to make the delivery, his car breaks down and he has to get help from a female mechanic with lots of baggage. Lots of weirdness ensues, especially when people start reading the Book.
Paradoxes:
A Bibliophile who refuses to read.
A Mechanic who refuses to ride inside cars (this becomes a problem for her kidnappers when they are forced to drive slowly while she walks outside the car).
Cameo:
Tom Green as The Computer Gimp(!) who throws a fit when someone dares bring a book into his cybercafe.
Things that happen just as folks who play an RPG would try to do them:
Attempt made to hide a corpse by blowing it up with dynamite on a beach
Tazering a Priest when caught in the apparent act of necrophilia
Using a Prince song for a eulogy at Skinhead funeral service
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Date: 2001-05-23 07:05 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-05-23 07:19 am (UTC)His is only a minor role, really.
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Date: 2001-05-23 03:19 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-05-23 03:20 pm (UTC)