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scottobearFour guys are driving cross-country together -- one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, one from New York.
A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Nebraska turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground-I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?"
The Nebraskan replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Nebraska turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground-I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?"
The Nebraskan replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
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Date: 2001-05-15 08:08 pm (UTC)ROFL
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Date: 2001-05-16 12:59 am (UTC)A Californian, a Texan, and an Oregonian are all out camping together. The Texan pulls out a mostly emply bottle of Jack Daniels, finishes it off, and then sets the bottle on a log. He then shoots it, saying to his companions, "We got plenty o' them where I come from."
The Californian then draws out a small bottle of White Zinfandel, pours the contents into a glass, and drinks it down. He sets the bottle on the same log and shoots it as well, saying to his companions, "We have plenty of those where I come from."
The Oregonian, not to be outdone, pulls out a bottle of Henry Weinhard's, pops the cap off of it and drinks the entire thing. He then turns and shoots the Californian. To the astonished Texan, he says, "We've got plenty of those where I come from, but I can get five cents for the bottle!"
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Date: 2001-05-16 12:22 pm (UTC)