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How to catch a polar bear.

1. cut a big hole in the ice by his house
2. surround the hole with peas
3. When the bear goes to take a pea kick him in the icehole.

Date: 2001-04-26 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsgi.livejournal.com
what if he went to take a leek instead?

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Date: 2001-04-26 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
well, then you should surround the hole with leeks!
we should ask papoose.. I understand some of her leeks have sprung.

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Date: 2001-04-26 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsgi.livejournal.com
good idea..your icehole, you ask!

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Date: 2001-04-26 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
nah, i;ve caught my quota of bears this season!

Date: 2001-04-26 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nbbmom.livejournal.com
OMG!!!...you have the same sense of humor as my fiance. Frightening that there is more than one of you out there (he he he)

He will get a tremendous kick out of this (as did I)! :)

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Date: 2001-04-26 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
it's an old joke, but my sweetie reminded me of it this morning. :)

glad you enjoyed it, and are hoking up with a person of impeccable taste! :)

Date: 2001-04-26 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
Ok so we all now know how to catch a polar bear...

BUT

Tell us, how do you catch a Scotto bear?

hehehehehehehehehe...oh...sorry.

;-)

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Date: 2001-04-26 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
too late, I'm already caught, and I'm the only one I know about!

Hee hee.

Date: 2001-04-26 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-foom23660.livejournal.com
You must know my mom. She's a fountain of cheesy and bad jokes!

But I actually like this one. I first heard it when I was a little kid, and I thought it was so risque! Guess I had a lot to learn!

Re: Hee hee.

Date: 2001-04-26 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
it's fun! :)

Date: 2001-04-26 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckirkman.livejournal.com
This is the only thing that has made me laugh all day long.

Thank you.

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Date: 2001-04-26 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
quite welcome!

*hug*

Date: 2001-04-26 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pntheramnementh.livejournal.com
My dad used to tell me this joke a lot when I was little... I didn't get what ice hole was supposed to mean at the time though...

It's still a good joke

Date: 2001-04-26 04:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2001-04-26 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mauracelt.livejournal.com
:::giggling::: that's cute!! teehee.

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