Wednesday, the ides of April. Random access

[scottobear]

bonked my head entering the car, rattled my teeth.

stole Allison’s keys (accidentally) on my way out the door. Sorry, Honey.

glad to hear PL’s mom is better – out of hospital.

a-word, b-word, c-word, d-word, f-word… but no e-word?

Florida Man strikes again!

Florida Man Goes to Washington http://t.co/3UoDRIpDsh pic.twitter.com/qAoRNqCU5S

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) April 15, 2015

Man detained for landing gyrocopter on Capitol lawn http://t.co/xO3yejwsLn | Getty pic.twitter.com/wxVO4B9ROx

— POLITICO (@politico) April 15, 2015

Got my taxes done, so I’m cool with today.

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