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[scottobear]

Scotto does not like April fool's day jokes.

I have been known to go wookie on folks (that I don't love... my brother and girlfriend could probably get away with it, but they're too sweet to do so) that play them on me, or hurt those I love with them. Practical Jokes just aren't funny.

So, fair warning, people of Earth. Don't monkey with me, because I will enforce a karmic retribution so heinous and vile, you'll wonder how I was kept from being locked up for this long.

That is all.

last rant of the season. :)

Comments

[papoose.livejournal.com]

I am with you ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Sometimes I think April Fool's is a conspriacy of all the mean-spirited folks in the world to get away with just hurting feelings.

[papoose.livejournal.com]

it seems that way
and then they get mad because you "can't take a joke"

bah

[billijean.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. Pretty much the only acceptable April Fool's joke to me is the "Hahaha, you had me going there for a minute" kind.
I have little patience for the hurtful stuff.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

likewise.. there's a fine line there, though...

Never was a big fan of 'psych' stuff...

[billijean.livejournal.com]

Brings May flowers, Scotto... sans practical joke :)

Awwwww, rats!

[missv.livejournal.com]

......retrieves Scotto's undies from the freezer..........

Re: Awwwww, rats!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well, that's not too bad. :)

The only *funny* one I've heard today!

A "wooWWOOO" is ok. :)