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[scottobear]

If you've learned anything from TV and movies, it's that when you're talking to someone naked and you're not about to have sex with them, their body parts start creeping into your sentences. If you offer a glass of chocolate milk to a chick with clothes on, no problem. If she's naked, you start saying things like, "Would you like an ass of chocolate nipple?" or "mmm... this is the breast lemonade I've ever vaginaed!"