Urinating swine.

[scottobear]

Hopefully straightened out a damn pig aged in his early 20′s who was using the handicap stall rather than one of the five available urinals (or two other bowls) take a sloppy piss.

He couldn’t even bother to shut the door so when went in to make use of the facilities I had to see his imbecilic back rather than an available commode open for business.

When he came out I had a brief, calm, but moderately stern talk with him about it.  He apologized and I don’t think he’ll be doing it again.

Or maybe he will. I noticed he didn’t wash his hands afterward despite significant splashing. Judging from the puddle I’d suspect the doctor who did his circumcision cut at an angle.

To whom it may concern:

Here’s a hint. Urinals are the first place you go to take a standing leak. If you need more privacy than a divider can give, go to one of the non-handicapped stalls to do it as things become available.

Only use a handicapped stall if there are no others available or if you have a real handicap. They exist for a *reason* and you really don’t want to be that person.

Trust me on this, dear journal.

Originally published at The Scotto Grotto. You can comment here or there.

Comments

[missv.livejournal.com]

I use the handicapped stall pretty frequently because there really isn't any other place to pee with an audience of two small humans. I try to do my business and get out as quickly as possible, though. And if there's a "Family Restroom" that we can use instead, that is obviously my preference. Speaking of which, when there is and family restroom and I find it occupied and stand around waiting for five minutes while Oscar does the pee pee dance and then the door opens and some single jackass walks out, leaving a horrific stench of crap? I really feel like giving them a piece of my mind. The door doesn't say "Personal Meditative Shit Restroom." If you're too embarrassed to poo in public, at least do it quickly and get out before my kids pee on the floor! Sheesh!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That's a totally different scenario... I think that having kidlets in tow would certainly need the help of that space.

Unbelievable that a soloist would hit a group stall.